Last time on Keeping Up with the Kardashians...
Earlene: Already working on it
Raphael: So... which house do we go to again?
Keira: DAMNIT IT'S LIKE CHOOSING WHO'L CALL UBER JUST GO TO YOUR HOUSSEEE
Raphael: I HAD ALREADY SAID I DON'T WANT TO IT'S TOO FAR
Dylan: DAMNIT BOTH OF YOU SHUT UP YOU'RE MAKING ME PAINFULLY AWARE OF THE FACT I'M SINGLE
Dylan: IN FACT, YOU'RE DOING SUH A GOOD JOB OF IT THAT YOU SHOULD REPLACE VALENTINES DAY
Dylan: THANKS A LOT FOR THE SUPPORT THAT I'M SINGLE BUT NOT YET SOCIALLY READY TO MINGLE >breaks down<
In an interview with Dylan...
Dylan: I'm just... not in a relationship
Dylan: Every time somebody does something cute to someone else, my cold, single heart can't take it no moreee
Dylan: Why can't anybody love me... >sobs<
After the interview...
Raphael: >looks at Dylan's sad corpse lying in a puddle of tears<
Raphael: For Christmas's sake...
Raphael: Where had I gone wrong...
Raphael: Ever since I've burned down my boss's base..
Raphael: I haven't been myself...
Raphael: It's like I've been rewritten by a completely different person..
>cough cough< Someone called jmgjmgj350 that's who he also did this chapter>cough cough<
Raphael: I feel.. better now?? I'm not sure?? I am the more improved version of myself???
Raphael: >goes into a momentary existential crisis<
Keira: >breaking Raphael's momentary existential crisis< JUST LET US GO TO YOUR HOUSE DAMNIT
Raphael: DAMNIT FINE
Raphael: But first I must put you through several trials to prove that you are trust worthy...
>UNBELIEVABLY CENSORED<
Earlene: I GOT IT! If we wanna change Chika back to normal, we have to reverse the effects of the "Yellow Form" gun by reversing it!
Jonathan: That was obvious but how are we going to reverse the gun?
Earlene: I still don't know...
>Jonathan facepalms<
Earlene: At least I found a solution!
Jonathan: I knew that already, what I don't know was how to reverse the gun u useless piece of---(silence)--- CRAP!
Raphael: SHUT UP!
Dylan: Where are we?
Raphael: My house...
Dylan: This ain't a house, it's a hotel.
Raphael: It's my house...
Dylan: So you rich?
Raphael: Yes...
Dylan: Like Ur GF
Keira: WHAT IS WRONG...
Raphael: WITH YOU!
Dylan: Sorry not sorry
Raphael: -_-
Raphael: Whatever...
Dylan: How do we get in?
Raphael: There is a retina scanner.
Dylan: Whazdat?
Raphael: An Iris Scanner.
Earlene: Whazdat?
Raphael: EYE SCANNER!
Dylan & Earlene: Ohh...
Raphael: >softly< Pathetic
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Keeping Up With the Kardashians
HumorA TV show for adults, written by a kid for a couple kids, and posted in Wattpad for teenagers over seventeen. What could go wrong? I have the answer. Everything.
