chat up line (probably a terrible one)
1.Hi, I've lost my teddy bear and I was wondering if you'd sleep with me instead.
2.Even though there aren't any stars out tonight, you're still shining like one
3.I know we're not in Professor Flitwick's class, but you still are charming.
4.My love for you is like a concave up function because it is always increasing.
jokes:
1.My first day back at the gym today went well. I did 20 minutes of cardio, 10 minutes on the defibrillator and then 3 days in the hospital.
2.How do you stop an astronaut's baby from crying?
You rocket!
3.Why was 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7, 8, 9
4.Why are ghosts bad liars?
Because you can see right through them.
quotes:
1.
"I think being in love with life is a key to eternal youth." —Doug Hutchison
2.
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3.
"If life were predictable it would cease to be life, and be without flavor." —Eleanor Roosevelt
4.
"Love yourself, love myself, speak yourself" -BTS
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