Underfell Sans x Reader x Undertale Sans

Breaking the ice

~ PREVIOUSLY ~

Your POV
" i've gotta watch my tongue.."

Its another day in...uh...underfell...yeah, um...i guess everything was the usual. Aside from some HUGE ASS CHANGES. Everyone was so hostile and mean! I never recaller this happening back at MY snowdin! Things get weirder and weirder by the minute...my thoughts drifted far, but was sokn brought back by a.deep, slightly raspy voice say,
"*sweetheart, are ya gonna order somethin'?"
I was then brought back to reality and i gasped slightly, i looked at...erm....'Sans' and he gave me this kind of toothy, nervous grin. I smiles a bit and looked up wt the menu.
"uh, i guess i'll just get hot chocolate cuz im not a drinker..." i said in a slightly questioned kind of way. Sans seemed to be thrown off by this, but shrugged it off. He then ordered for mustered...which i internally cringe at cuz im so use to seeing Sans drink ketchup. I looked away...it felt...awkward....
"*so...doll, you gonna explain to me why ya knew my lines?" Sans said in a kind of irritated wqy. I gulped and he clearly seemed to hear it...it was...horrifying, truth be told...the guy was intimidating in his own way- not like MY sans... i inhaled and got ready to speak,
"well-" i said, but was cut off by some bar tender with purple flames that came by and gave me my drink, saying,
"* heres  your  drink  ,  ma'am  .  .  .  ."
Sans drank his mustard and the room was filled with silence, the only thing heard was the auduable people chattering in the background...i felt eyes watch me....Sans glared at me, obviously wanting me to continue. To which, i forced myself to do...
"I...well...erm...it may sound crazy, but..." i paused, lowing my voice low enough for Sans and sans to hear,
"well, im not from here, im from a different timeline and universe, i...i know all the lines and crap like that..." i finished...Sans looked at me with disbelief, and i wasnt surprised...Flowey, on the other side, was in between believing that and also just slapping me silly.
"I-i know...its weird and totally not believable and shit but-" i was about to continue until Sans shutted me up by saying,
"*Nah, i mean...i kinda believe ya...after all, not long ago...i met someone who called themselves mah creator..." he caught me off guard...and i...kind of trusted him with those words? I was getting confused, scared, and just plain out lost...how did i come from being bullied as an avarage school girl to suddenly meeting skeletons and monsters? AND A FUCKING FLOWER THAT TALKS? Augh! "Things are...spinning....i feel like im gonna.... " i slurred my words, and soon, things went black...

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Cold air....a cold, cold breeze...it hit me. Hard. Literally. Something hit me on my head and i jolted up, glimpsing around. Only to find myself in a- oh so familiar house....
"*WE'RE KEEPIN' MY PET ALIVE!!!" I heard sans yell. It honestly sent shivers down my spine...
"*SANS, WE ARE NOT KEEPING A HUMAN HERE AND IM NOT GETTING MY ASS BEAT BY UNDYNE BECAUSE OF YOUR DAMNED PATHETICNESS, FOR I, THE GREAT AND TERRIBLE PAPYRUS, SHALL TURN HER IN MYSELF!!" Another, oh so VERY FUCKING FAMILIARA voice says! Woopty doo! You figure it out yet? Yes, its papy....but his voice was louder, darker, and raspier then i remember...not just that, but once i got up, i walked to the kitchen, only to find the two fighting. They stopped almost immidiently once they saw me. Sans' face turned a bright hue of red and Papyrus suddenly turned away. I looked confused and i spoke up,
"What? Whats with you two?" I questioned. Sans gulped and took his jacket off, shovibg it in my face.
"Wha-- AHH!!" I was startled and i looked at his jacket, suddenly looking down to see that...
"WHY DO I HAVE NO SHIRT!?!? WERE YOU PERVERTS DOING THIS?" I yell and the two flinches,
"*OF COURSE NOT! WE HAD ALPHYS DO IT FOR US!!"  They said in unison, obviously flustered. I growled and placed the jacket on me. It was heavy and smelled so much like mustard...and also man perfume. Hehehe....man perfume....i get to tease him now...
"*G-go get dressed, doll! We're takin you out..."Sains said in a rather sweet tone, which caught me a bit suspicious.
"*TO UBDYNE, OF COURSE." Papyrus said and i sighed,
'of course he'd think such a way.' I thought to myself. I then had an idea and i smirked
"wh-what? You're allowing ME to go out there, PRACTICALLY NAKED?! How rude of you, Oh so great and terrible papyrus!" I stumbled backwards purposly and fell ro my knees, looking as helpless as i could be....hehe....this'll be priceless.. and once i said that, Papyrus paused for a moment, obviously processing this and he threw his finger in the air
"*AH, MY APOLOGIES, NERE HUMAN....I SHALL GET YOU PEASENT CLOTHINGS AND WELL...I GUESS I MAY HAVE YOU AS MY SERVENT! MUCH BETTER REPLACEMENT FOR SANS." Paps said with confidence and also saying Sans's name while gritting his teeth. I smirked and Sans glared at me, knowing that i was just planning to steal the oh so precious spot light so i could steal his room...hehehehe.
"*But boss-" Sans said, but was cut off by pap saying,
"*SILENCE, SANS! I MUST GO GET THE HUMANS NEW BED READY AS SOON AS POSSIBLE AND YOU SHALL SLEEP ON THE COUCH."
I snickered and nearly laughed my ass off when Sans growled like a dog. Truth be told, he's cute when he's mad. Buuuuutt.....yeah, he's kind of a grump....hehe. Not long after, the two dare devil brothers had parted ways, Sans heads off to that weird Chillby place, and Paps went upstairs to get my bed ready. I smirked and paused for a moment before hearing:

"*You're a real idiot, ya know that, (Y/n)?" I heard a familiar voice say and I cringed internally,
"Opps. Sorry, Flowey. I couldnt help it." I then laughed and smiles, sitting on the couch and laying my head backwards with obvious relaxation.

"Im gonna enjoy this~" i said with a grin.

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