Last time on Keeping Up with the Kardashians...
Raphael: EYE SCANNER!
Dylan & Earlene: Ohh...
Raphael: >softly< Pathetic little shie-
Chika: >Darth Vader mode ON< Say that again and I'll slap yo skinny-ass biscuits straight into next Sunday.
Chika: Say that again and I sweetly swear you will wish for a swift death but you will not be granted that mercy
Chika: LUKE I AM YOUR FATHER
Dylan:
Dylan: Wait, theres nobody named Luke here!!
Dylan: Chika, you're clearly delirious, we need to get you inside Raph's house QUICK
Raphael: Hold on, let me gain access through the retina scanner...
>After much tinkering...<
Keira: Wait, why do we need to break in your own house?
>In the distance, barking could be heard...<
Raphael: IT'S BECAUSE OF THAT QUICK RUNNN
>Everyone goes into the Batcave.<
>I mean, Raphael's secret basement centre thingy.<
>Raphael locks the door.<
Dylan: What was that?! When did dogs take over your hotel-house?!?
Raphael: >sweats< It's not that...
>The camera zooms in on Raphael's nervously sweating face.<
Raphael: I...have something to tell you...
Jonathan: Wut?!? Something I don't know?!? What is it?!?
Dylan: Is it drugs? That's fine, everyone does it in Hollywood.
Keira: You got jailed? That's fine, everyone does it in Hollywood.
Adeline: You got called out for some virtual fight in Twitter? That's fine, everyone does it in Hollywood.
Raphael: It's not that...
Jonathan: Then what is it?!? Tell me plz
Dylan: >cough cough< and us too don't forget
Jonathan: You can his friends but I'll always be his number one 😍
Raphael: I am not gay Jonathan I have told you this a thousand times!!!
Jonathan:
Raphael: Everyone ignore him, it's his turn to have a momentary existential crisis anyways
Raphael: So..my confession is...
Nevan: >cuts in< Yes son, please do continue your confession
Raphael: tf I'm at least an entire mountain talker than you, short stuff
Nevan: But I am a pastor so now confess
>The camera zooms out, revealing Nevan in an pastor's outfit.<
Raphael: Since when are you a pastor and when did you get that outfit
Nevan: I had always kept it ever since I got that grade for Literature, so just let me be me okay
Raphael: So..
Raphael: My confession is that...
Raphael: I HAVE WAY TOO MANY DOGS HALP
Will Chika recover from the yellow form gun? How the heck did Raphael get so many dogs?? And why?? Find out in the next episode of Keeping Up with the Kardashians!
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