Thanks, OneBoyFromTheMoon, for tagging me and giving me an excuse to not do English homework... not that I don't want to do English
Alright, so this is what you have to do:
1. Say who tagged you
2. Respond in less than 3 days
3. State 10 facts about yourself
4. Tag 28 other people
5. make a title for the tag
6. Tell a joke
7. Write a spoiler for one of your stories
and finally, put the above in your tag
Alrighty, on commence (yeah, you're gonna see a lotta French here and I apologize if you have a horrible French teacher and you've already had enough of French... Actually, I've had several bad French teachers and I'm not that sick of French... Like I said, get used to the French.
10 Facts:
1) I'm 69% (hehe 69... or was it 67%) fluent in French according to some online French fluency thingy but I still can't speak my parents' languages: Tagalog (Filipino) and Cantonese... I'M SORRY, FAMILY
2) My piano teachers must be high on coconuts (Victorious reference) to have let me get to Level 6 when I play like shi...
3) I don't swear... I don't know I feel like swearing makes me sound like I don't appreciate the life I'm living. As much as I hate living, I know that I have so much in my life that I don't appreciate enough.
4) I make too many references to music theatre and I quote a lot of other reason stuff as well
5) I have too many friends who are literal legends and then there's me.
6) I used to be so innocent and now I make so many dirty jokes but people I meet today still associate me with innocent... I'd rather not go deeper than that. That's what she said
7) I'm actually way too socially awkward for my own good
8) I never read A Series of Unfortunate Events until recently when I heard of the show... my username is a reference to the French version of it (Les désastreuses aventures des orphelins Baudelaire)
9) I have this uncontrollable urge to help people like Amélie. You'll find me picking up pencils and doing people's homework
10) I'm a victim of the horrible smack attack
Remember how I said I'm too socially awkward for my own good? Well, that means I won't have enough people to tag.. ANYWAYS
Now I need a joke... hmmmm
There were three cats named Un, Deux, and Trois. They go on a boat and it hits a rock. You know what happened next?
Un, Deux, Trois, Quatre (cat), Cinq (sank)
Ok I'm not sure I can spoil anything... Okay how about this:
It wasn't like me to forget but, as my memory started to jog along, too many unlikely things have happened just the day before. This moment of regaining my consciousness was like the most normal my life has ever been recently. Then I heard the screams. I didn't realize I was shaking until the pencil I always carried fell out of my pocket. No, it wasn't a scream. It was a memory. I had seen my friend try to wake up the others as if the poison hadn't already spread. He didn't see it coming but the ground was trembling where he was standing and then there was screaming. Wait, I fell into the chasm. He must think I am dead. For all I know, he is the one who's dead. I tried to get up but I couldn't even move my littlest finger. That's when I saw it. My friend and I have been studying this creature who passed in front of villages before the entire population had disappeared. As I looked back at the eyes of this creature I realized it was my turn to disappear, too.
C'est tout pour l'instant
À la prochaine,
Allen
YOU ARE READING
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