EXO x Male Reader Oneshots

Suho - Did Not Go As Expected

Fluff.
The chicken came first by the way.
(C/N) = Contact Name.
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(Your pov)

Me and Suho hyung have fought a while ago, well more like an arguement on which came first, the Chicken or the Egg.

(Flashback even tho it probably happened a few minutes ago.)

"I'm telling you Suho Hyung! The Chicken came first!"
"No (Y/N)! The Egg came first!"

How on earth would a chicken egg came to be without the chicken?!

"Again I'm telling you this again, How on earth will there be a Chicken Egg without the Chicken!?"

I can feel Suho getting his anger more boiled.

"Well maybe the Chicken inside the egg, was turning to the first Chicken!"
"Doesn't that egg count as a Pre Chicken Egg?!c"

I can't deal with him at times. Suho starts holding my shoulders.

"A Chicken Egg is an egg that contains a Chicken, not the mother! You know what (Y/N) I'm going with Chen to go shopping."

Suho leaves, as I kinda start tearing up. Tho I'm not wrong, seeing him mad at me....... it hurts.

(Flashback over)

You know what, I'm gonna get back at him. I start texting Xiumin.

(C/N)💖

Hey Short Abs, comeover I have a plan for something.

MidgetWithAbs

HEY!!! You're short too! But whatever I guess I'll come, atleast I have abs compared to you.

(C/N)💖

Whatever.

I guess it's time to do the waiting game, whenever the story will go to the timeskip.

(Timeskip)

I hear the doorbell ring, probably Xiumin, thank you timeskip. I went over to the door to open it to see Xiumin.

"What's this plan anyways (Y/N), knowing you it's probably got to be something about Suho anyways."
"The plan is- wait! How did you know this plan is about Suho."

Xiumin looks at you, no that other you, the one behind the screen.

"I don't know, I just feel like this is scripted."

I sighed. As me and Xiumin go to the living room and sit on the couch.

"So here's the plan, Suho doesn't know that you know that we are currently dating, we had an arguement a while ago and I want to make him jealous, I want you to act some what flirty with me."

Xiumin looked a dumb founded for a while but eventually caught up, I mean he can be a dork at times.

"This sounds wrong for Suho, I like it. What did you guys even argue about?"
"We argued about which came first, the Chicken or the Egg."

I mean it's clearly obvious the Chicken came first, Xiumin looks a bit angry.

"You're joking right!? You want me to make Suho jealous because you guys argued about that!? This is the most stupidest thing to come here over fo-"
"I'll hook you up with someone from Blackpink, maybe Jisoo."
"Deal."

Me and Xiumin put something on Netflix or Youtube that is some what romantic, now that I think about it this is some what evil to Suho, nah he will forget about it.

"When will Suho even arri-"

The front door opens.

"Perfect timing."

(Suho's pov)

Usually (Y/N) will have a plan that will annoy me a lot when we have some fights or arguements so I won't be surprised if someone he brought here, Tho even I'm very aware, he still gets to make me jealous, I just hope he does not make me to jealous.
I open the door and walk to the living room.

"Hey (Y/N) while I was away I got the plunger we always ne-"

I see (Y/N) sleeping on Xiumin Hyung's shoulder and Hyung sleeping on his head.
God dammit, he always does this yet I always become jealous from these things.
Xiumin and (Y/N) start waking up.

"Oh hey Suho, I see you got a plunger for our little problem."

I grab (Y/N)'s hand to pull him towards me.

"Look (Y/N) I'm sorry for our arguement, I saw your point and I as your boyfriend, should have respected that, I'm sorry."

I pull (Y/N) to a hug as he hugs me back.

"Tho you may have ruined my plan, I'm also sorry for tge same reasons, we have dated for about 2 years, I was being dumb."

I kiss his forehead.

"My dumb dumb."

(Bonus Scene)

"Hey do you guys still need me"

(Y/N) thought of an idea.

"Well maybe get some condoms even tho the author has a hard time making smut."
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It was kinda hard making this, also guys we reached 3k!!!

This book became my most viewed one, also for some people wondering about when is my bts x male reader book is coming, I plan to publish it on the middle of july, since I have to concentrate on this one fi