Who is he?

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I watched the clam jump out of the water. The water sparkled in the sun as it slid off its shell. It was majestic. 

I glanced down as my pee pee went bing bing boing boing. I smiled. The clam knew what he was doing. 

I wanted to bong bong my pee pee, but the kid sitting next to me was too young to know what that was. I crossed my legs to conceal the happy johnny now sleeping in my wee wee wallet. I watched as the clam jumped again, winking at me half way through my wee wee going flaccid. 

The sun setting really brought out the crustiness in its shell, and reminded me about the crustiness on my shell. 

As the warm summer air melted into cold, blowing whispers through my bald fleshy head skin & foreskin...... I realized that my foreskin was throbbing, and it felt kind of liquidey????????????? I dont know man, it just felt weird...................... And then it started to solidize.... and then fossilize........................ 

Oh god oh no oh fuck oh shit

im fossizling........ im too young for this.... oh god oh no.................................................

(boat noise)

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