Italy, it turns out, stinks. Massively, like dying fish. Mama hates me again, for another unknown reason and Daddy left us for some stupid ugly girl.
I don't know Mama's problem or why she sent me to Italy but I do know one thing- it's horrible.
Daddy's all the way in California with Bethany the Great, um, ahem. And Mama got fired for the fifth time and sent me to live with my Aunt Jen until Mama cools off.
Aunt Jen is, what's the word, different. She goes bungee-jumping at forty-one years old, attempted to ride Superman at Six Flags, and ate four bowls of cereal.
Right now I'm at the beach where I live, the coast off of Bari with my four cats, Paro, Eline, Ratchet, and Tarzan.
"Seras, get over here!" Aunt Jen screeched." Coming" I told my aunt. She told me the terrible news that my mama just die of a heart attack. I just cried and cried for hours with out stoping. I called my friend Tama she said to come over right away and I did.
Knock knock
" Hello Seras how's everything going. " " That's actually why I'm here my mama just die of a heart attack ad I need to talk to someone. "
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Thirty Homes Away
AdventureWhere two girls friends since age 3 where besties , go throught more than you can imagine
