Once upon a time there was a gae. His name was Keith. Keith was the gayest gae and it sucked cause he had 16 girls on his edgy emo booty at all times and he didn't even want them chicks. How did he gae? Well, let me tell you a tale of how the red became the gae.
One day at the garrison, I walked into the room when I saw the most precious boi ™ ... Hunk. I awed at his 100% perfect boi ™ ness before he moved and revealed a gremlin and a lanky boi. I knew the gremlin, she was my brother's friend's sister. But the lanky boi, I never saw him before. Me, the anger boi, thought he was nasty but the lanky boi noticed me staring.
"Why you lok?" He said with a glare.?>>/.<::
"YO! You UGLY." I replied, using all my former education from the past.
"LOK AT THIS THEN>?<>?</.,,./.,';":';';" the lanky boi yelled(?) back.
All of a sudden a pole fell from the sky and the lights dimmed. Then lanky boi began to dance?!?!!?
Using his lanky boi arms, he grabbed the pole and held it as tight as possible. Then he climbed it like a newborn monkey. As he slipped down the pole, he let out a screech.
"WOH!" Why was my heart beating so fast!!?!?!?!?!?! His performance was so unattractive but I couldn't help blushing. The perfect boi ™ Hunk started to laugh as he stared at me fall for the ugly mess on the pole.
"OH NO I GAE!"
I ran away and left the garrison.
The EnD!
