Keeping Up With the Kardashians

KUTWK SEASON FOUR EPISODE ONE

In the last season of Keeping Up with the Kardashians...

Lindsay: WHY I'M SO DIRTY I NEED IT DAMNIT.
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Dylan: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
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Mr Kim: Shut up before I give you a yellow form!
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Mr. Kim's bones: Mr Stark, I don't feel so good..
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Tim.T: Quit the trash talk and hurry up, my wife expects me to come home early. She cooked for me!
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The heroes and friends of the Kardashians had defeated the Evil Raisin known as Mr. Kim... but in turn they were captured by the even more deceptive Lao Shi Wawa...

How will the heroes evade her Chinese lessons?! Will a new teacher's pet arise from the Chinese Chaos!? Or will they succumb to the Mandarin Mayhem??

Tim. T: >swaggering inside< Surprise motherfudgers

Jonathan: Damn it!

Raphael: Shiet! What are we going to do now?!

Dylan: Lol mate stop making this into an overcomplicated action movie pls

Dylan: Not that the real Keeping Up with the Kardashians had any actual content but still JUST SHOOT HER DAMN IT

Nathan: WE SHOULD'VE DONE THAT A LONG TIME AGO

Raphael: B-But.. he's my best friend..

Jonathan: >enraged< FOOL. I AM YOUR BESTIE NOW HE BETRAYED YOU AND THE CREED DO YOU NOT REMEMBER THIS

Jonathan: NOW FORGET ABOUT HIM AND BETTER YET, SNIPE HIMMM

Raphael: Christmas Jonathan are you okay

Raphael: This is a side of you
I have never seen before :c

Tim. T: >reverts to Spanish just because<

Tim. T: Viejo amigo, ¿no te olvidaste de las veces que compartimos? (Old friend, did you not forget the times we share?)

Tim. T: ¿Por qué has abandonado nuestros recuerdos por algo tan simple como escapar de mi propia esposa? (Why had you forsaken our memories for something as simple as escape from my own wife??)

Tim. T: Por favor únete a nosotros. Mi esposa cocina buena comida también c: (Please, join us. My wife cooks good food too c:)

Raphael: oKAY fiRST of All!1!1

Raphael: This is pedophilism at its finest

Raphael: She teamed up with Mr. Kim to give out more yellow forms!!

Raphael: And did you not remember the candies she gave out???? That were expired??? They were poison?? Like she wanted to kill us???

Raphael: Wait you already quitted school by then never mind but that's not my point!!

Jonathan: Yas bestie go get her

Jonathan: I mean what

Raphael: what

Raphael: Anyways moving on...

Raphael: Lao Shi Wawa tried to KILL us multiple times, several attempts made with Mr. Kim as an accomplice.. and as well as pretending she knows English well and then condemning us for not paying attention even though she was rambling like I am right now...

Keira: The point is; NO

Keira: We will not let Lao Shi Wawa take control of us like she did back then!

Keira: And also there's several people that would kill her for like, literally no money at ALL

Keira: >gestures to Nathan, Kendrew, Kenneth and potentially Jonathan??? Lindsay as well<

Keira: And we are rich and famous- I mean, look, there's someone filming us right now!

>Keira points at you.<

Keira: >yelling< Do I still look bootiful?

The cameraman: >Thumbs up<

Laoshi Wawa: >takes out her phone<

Raphael: What the heck is she doing?!?

>Entire class brings out a gun like the people in Assassination Classroom.<

Tim. T: Chill guys she's just using Google Translate what the hell is wrong with you people

Raphael: Google Translate is the least accurate app in the world and you know it!