(QUICK! BEFORE THE STORY STARTS! I based the main character off of the basic Mary Sue stereotype. . . That's why she sucks.
I also drew that photo up there! I will be drawing stuff for each chapter)
"Ahh . . ."
You breathed in the cold, crisp, slightly salty air.
I, (y/n), am finally starting school. I've never been to a school before. My parents never let me go since I was too pretty. But now that my face makes others puke, I need to go to school and get some knowledge for a better future.
As I walked towards the building, I hear the wind whisper something in my ear.
"yooouuuu . . . Suuuuuuuck. . ."
'Oh the air is so sweet!'
I take a step into the building . . . But what I saw was so beautiful . . . Even more beautiful than Mr.Larsons anus. . .
(Inside joke)
I saw a big, bald headed sexy man walk my way. His hips were moving back and forth as he walked in. I can feel my heart pounding faster and faster.
His big, red, and luscious lips curved into a welcoming smile as he got closer.
"Hi, welcome to Baldi's basics in education and learning! That's me!"
His voice is so sassy. It gives me tingles.
"H-hello Mr.Baldi. I'm totally not in love with you or anything!BAKA!"
'Oh my God . . . I'm so weird and quirkyyyyy!'
"So, what's the name?"
"I'm the one and only, (y/n)."
I'm kind if surprised he didn't know who I am. . .I mean, I am the richest, most beautiful girl in the world. . .
"I can walk you to your first class if you'd like. . . (Y/n)"
"I'd prefer to walk to your bedroom but this will do."
Baldi chuckled and wrapped his arm around my waist. We walked to my first class together hand in hand. His eyes are so hipnotizing.
"Welcome to the greatest subject in the world! Math!"
Like I said before, I've never been to a school before. So I don't know math. Hell. . . All I know is how to perk up my giant boobs, smile and wave.
I take a seat in a random desk and set up my supplies.
"Heeeeyyyyyyyy neeeeeeerrrrrrrd"
some demonic looking child walked up to my desk.
"Baldi is mmiiiiiiiiinnnnnneeee!" They yelled.
They grabbed a jumprope and threw it at me.
"Leeeetttts plaaayyyy!"
Oh no.
'I'm to pretty for this!'
"Reaady?"
"Hell no!"
She started moving the rope.
"One"
I had to jump or else the rope would choke me!
The rope wrapped around my thick waist.
"Two?"
I'm scared for my life now. I've finally seen what true evil is.
Their eyes . . .
Are soulless . . .
"Three."
'Enough of this!'
I grabbed the rope and threw it across the room.
"YOU COCKY COCK!"
"Oooohhh noooooo! Looks like I must deeesstrrooy yyoooouuuu!"
The kid started floating up in the air. Lightning bolts start to flash out of their body.
"Yooouuu must diiiieeee!"
I just closed my eyes. It's probably better for me to not see how I'm going to die. I'd rather not know.
I hear a flash of lightning and the sound of something getting smacked. something heavy dropped on the floor. I open my eyes and look up.
Baldi was standing in front of me with his ruler.
"Leave (y/n) alone."
'He is my knight in a green shirt.'
The kid had a giant slap Mark on their face. It looks like she was hit by Baldi's ruler.
Baldi picked me up from the floor. "You ok (y/n)?"
"Better now that you're here."
He set me down in my desk.
"Now, shall we begin our lesson?"
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(AUTHORS NOTE)
OOF! Well. . . This is a thing now. . . I'm sorry for bringing this into existence. OwO
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