Gakupo:
Guess what, ever since the world began.
Same plot, everyone's been dumping on their fellow men.
Pounding people they feel better than.
I hope your taking notes 'cause.
You feel everyone deserves a shot.
Get real, some of us have got it girl.
And some got squat.
That's the truth, oh, honey, like it or not.
I hate to break it to ya.
My mummy taught me you get nowhere being nice.
So now I'm sharin' her advice.
The world according to Gakupo is better to strike then get struck.
Better to screw then get screwed.
You'd probably think it's bizarre.
But that's the way things are.
Rin:
But that doesn't mean it has to be that way!!
What does it cost to be kind?
Gakupo:
Ew, what have you done with my best friend?
So, Neru. Tell me.
Am I right, or am I right?
Neru:
Trust me.
I swear there's a dick in every class.
Not fair!
Every single time I fail, those losers pass!
Hey, everyone of them can kiss my ass!!
Gakupo:
You wonder why I love her.
Neru:
One year, there was this good- looking guy.
So queer.
And on top of that, he had a wandering eye.
One day he looks at me and "UH!" Bye bye!
Gakupo:
I bet he got the message!!
Gakupo and Neru:
We're here to show you how this whole damn freak show works.
If you don't listen, then your jerks!!
The world according to Gakupo is better to punch than get punched!
Better to burn than get burned!
Learn that you're gonna go far!
'Cause that's the way things are!
Ha na na na na na na na na
Ha na na na na na na na
Ha na na na na na na na na
Ha na na na na na na na
Rin:
Do you believe him?!
Miku:
Come on, he's just being Gakupo.
Rin:
You weren't there!!
It was awful!!
We were hurting KAITO!!
Miku:
Ah, I'm sure it wasn't that bad!
Rin:
Miku, you don't understand!
What was just a joke got out of hand!!
We kept on screaming 'til he hit the floor!!
Miku:
C'mon.
Everybody was doing it.
Rin:
Hey, I was in there too.
What came over me was something new!!
I did things I've never done before!!
And now I wish there's something I could do or say.
I've never ever felt this way.
Miku:
Look, Rin.
Don't be so hard on yourself.
You can tell me to keep my mouth shut.
But, wanna know what I'd advise?
Rin:
What?
Miku:
Apologise.
Rin:
Apologise! Oh, Miku!! That's genius!!
Gakupo:
Ew, Rin. I can tell your feeling sad.
Gakupo And The Kids Who Bullied KAITO when he first got hard:
Boo hoo!
So we clobbered KAITO and it's too damn bad!
Gakupo:
This is why you've gotta love my mum!!
KIDS:
She's got the right ideas.
Gakupo:
My mummy taught me who's on top and who's below.
And now it's time I let you know!
The world according to Gakupo!
Rin:
You're joking right?!
You can't possibly mean all of this!!
Gakupo:
Why are you being such a buzzkill?
Rin:
Gakupo, grow up...
KIDS:
Ha na na na na na na na na.
(Rin stops calling Gakupo her friend)
Gakupo:
Ugh, whatever!!!
Neru:
Let's start this party, people!!
The world according to Gakupo!!
The world according to Gakupo!!
The world according to Gakupo!!
Gakupo:
The world according to Gakupo is better to whip than get whipped.
Even if somebody bleeds.
Please, nobody dies from a scar.
And that's the way things are.
YOU ARE READING
Carrie The Musical Vocaloid Version
FanfictionWhen I thought about it, half of the Vocaloid songs I've listened to contain revenge and abuse. Even though Miku would be a good Carrie, since she got bullied in the song Rolling Girl, I thought I'd give the role of Carrie to another Vocaloid. Find...
