The ravings of a lunitic

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These are some random thoughts that come into my head over the course of an hour .
-goodness I can't wright
- will anyone ever read this ?
-OMG MY CAT IS SO CUTE
-why , just why
-dang , yurio has a nice butt...(it's a yuri on ice reference , it's an anime , Watch it)
-I kind of wish I was a vampire
-should I publish a book with one of my actual stories ?
-*looks at poster from when I went shooting* I should be a sniper...
-is cake... Wait what?
-heh drugs
-*in kid voice* fwethwrs pwetty fwethws (feathers pretty feathers)
-AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
-it's the circle of life , but everything changed when the fire nation attacked *images a cross over*
-UNDER DA SEA (i actually shouted this)
-*looks at mirror *meow
-heheheheheh *laughs like a high old man*
-why am I so effing weird
-I just want to flyyyyy
-I'm a bird a great big beautiful bird
-someone: peacock Me: heh you said pea ...
- I need a therapist
-*sings opera*
-sh*t I'm out of ideas
-chicken . Chicken . CHICKEN SCRATCH
-*obsesses over my cats adorableness *
-meeeeeeeeweewwwwwh pizza
-WHY AM I SO SHORT
-😈😈😈
-I'm a star a great Big beautiful ball of gas in outer space in the void of coldness
-*hacks up a hair ball*...how?
_*dances around room*how to train your dragon comes out next year
-I'm 14 almost 15 ... This is pathetic
-those brownies didn't taste right
-I have friends ...what ?
-it's a butterfly
-butterfly has the word but in it and fly now I'm just imagining but cheeks flying around oh God no
– I am so tired
– I swear I'm like the death place for all headphones I am their hell I break all of them
– Why am I unable to keep a room clean
– Unicorn, he mr. unicorn do you know the muffin man?
-How am I going to pass high school
- my eyebrows look bad
– Sticky notes are my very best friend
-emoticon emoticon emoticon emoji! I'm so weird...
– I don't even like the color pink
- high heels more like average height heels (I'm so short)
– 3.141569
– How do people do that thing? You know, that math thing?
-Books
– Most DIY's are more expensive than buying the actual product
– Wow that's a big book* gets excited*
– uvula
Dash hi my name is uvula how can I help you today?
–... What was I going to say?
-OMG my cat just meowed and rolled over it was so cute I swear I'm obsessed with her
– Oh hi I'm just talking to my mirror there's nothing weird about that... Right?
– is this chapter long enough yet?
– OK I'm giving up now.
I tried my best sorry if it was boring but there you go there are some random thoughts I'm still stuck on the idea of birds flying around like imagine just the butt cheeks just flapping in the wind like there an animal and they like to attack people and their primary fighting mechanism and defense mechanism is just farting and just sprained clouds of fart gas at people but mainly I'm stuck on the idea of just like butt cheeks just flapping around like butterflies everywhere is going to fly in around just butt cheeks hilarious and I love it that should be a thing should I write a comic aboutis? I think I might need a therapist... Wait I thought I said I was done with all the random thoughts!

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