KUWTK SEASON FOUR EPISODE FOUR
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>Candies flew out of her many mouths, and were instantly swallowed by everyone.<
Dylan: SHOOT THE CANDIES ARE SO BEYOND THEIR EXPIRY DATE ITS LITERAL ACID
Dylan: and why is it making me want to pee?!
Lao Shi Wawa: 没个男孩子都不可以厕所！（None of the boys can't go to the toilet!)
Nathan: THIS IS STARTING TO FEEL A LOT LIKE SCHOOL
Keira: Don't you get it?!? It is school!
Dylan: Seriously Guys! THERE IS LITERALLY A PSYCHOTIC, SNAKE HAIR WOMAN ON OUR PLANE THATS PLANNING TO KILL US. DO YOU
THINK THIS IS SCHOOL
The class: ...yes
Keira: I've got an idea! Why don't we distract her and someone try to poison her
Jonathan: But Who?!?
Earlene: Me duhhh... IM like Every Chinese Teacher favourite student..
>Everybody gives Earlene the death stare.<
Earlene: Ok chill guys.. I'll handle this well just like how I handle those good grades 😎
>Earlene walks to the Lao Shi WaWa while the rest think on how to poison Lao Shi WaWa.<
LaoShi Wawa tries to speak English: Earlene, You Still Pretty and you very smart. You must join me and together we can rule the world and start a new plowins ( how she says 'Province')
Earlene: B*tch, listen up. First of all, I understand Chinese and your English is like sh*t. Second of all, I will never join you and your stupid snake hair whatever you call those. Lastly, your too dumb to even realize this was just to distract you.
LaoShi WaWa: Whaa-
Dylan: NOWWW!!
>Jonathan and Justin holds the gun towards LaoShi WaWa mouth and shoots continuously.<
Justin: HOPE YOU LIKE BLOATED CANDIES
^Bloated Candies: A made up candy name which will make the person who consumes it inflate into a huge heavy ball dragging them towards the ground.<
<In less than a millisecond, LaoShi WaWa starts to fly towards the ground.<
LaoShi WaWa: BUT IF IM GOING DOWN, YOUR COMING WITH ME..
>LaoShi WaWa's heavy weight managed to bring down the entire plane. The crash was so big that they got buried under 5 feet of sand.<
Dylan: JDJAKNSNXNNALDJELDHDKDJ
Jonathan: STOP SAYING GIBBERISH THAT'S HOW YOU DIE YOU IDIOT
Will they be able to escape suffocation? Is Lao Shi Wawa gone or will they never be able to defeat her? Find out in the next few episodes of KUWTK
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