LIving With The Avengers

Chapter 1

This chapter is dedicated to my epic bestie and editer Melly aka 19thDayDreamer

I was sitting on my bed reading my "Batman: Year One" comic when I heard a loud thump downstairs. Crap My first day in my new house and I'm already getting robbed. I quietly get my baseball bat from my closet and tiptoed down the stairs that lead to the kitchen.

As I get closer to the kitchen I see the dim light of the refrigerator and the shadow of a muscular man. I sneak behind and hit him over the head with the bat... But the bat broke in half. My heart stops and I'm struck with a huge amount of fear when the man turns around. He opens his mouth and says in a booming voice "Doth thou have any pickles?"

I instantly recognized the voice and flip on the light switch and look into the face of Thor Odinson from the Avengers and Thor movie. Before I am able to even register what the hell I am seeing there is another thump coming from my bedroom.

I run right back up the stairs and find myself giving the floor an unexpected hug. I slightly look up to see large green feet in front of me and slowly looking higher, I am staring at the Hulk holding an empty jar. "Hulk need more peanut butter."

"AAAAAAAAAH" I jump up and run into the closest room and slam the door. "I see you've already met hulk. Don't worry he's really a giant teddy bear unless you get in the way of his pb."