100 Ways to(not)get Jimin

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Confess(publicly)

Jimin sits by himself when the school has an assembly.

He sits high above everyone in the corner of the bleachers.

Just as the assembly is about to start a student runs to the middle of the gym.

"It's Jungkook!" The girls coo.

Jimin pays the boy no attention and goes back to his sketchbook. He's drawing a face to resemble his boredom.

Jungkook on the other hand grabs a microphone from a teacher.

"PARK JIMIN!!!" Jungkook yells into the mic.

Jimin jumps from the loudness and drops his pencil. It falls down the bleachers where the other students sit.

"Shit." Jimin curses to himself.

"Park Jimin! My King! I Jeon Jungkook, love you and only you! Well also Taehyung but we can have a threesome!"

The entire gym uproars with chatter, laughter, whoops, and gasps.

"You! Park Jimin! Love me as much as I love you! And Taehyung." Jungkook points to Jimin.

Everyone in the gym turns to the direction of Jungkook's finger.

Jimin feels himself shrink from the eyes of all the people.

"OH MY GOD! I SHIP IT!" A girl screams.

"TAEMINKOOK!" Another girl.

"NO! VMINKOOK!" Another girl

"JIKOOOOOKKKK!" A boy shouts.

"New ideas for a book." A girl gets her phone out.

"Hey Jiminie, you dropped this."

Taehyung gives Jimin his lost pencil back and winks at him.

"VMIN!" A group of girls shriek.

"FUCK YOU JIMIN!" Taehyung's fangirls shout.

"NOW FUCK!" Another boy shouts.

Oh my God. Kill me. Jimin thinks to himself as he runs down the bleachers out the gym doors.

"No wait Jimin!" Jungkook runs after him.

But Jimin is out of sight.

"Dammit Kook. We done goofed." Taehyung pouts.

"I was sure that was gonna work. Public confessions always make people's heart throb right?" Jungkook pouts and him and Taehyung walk back to the gym.

Attempt 3: FAIL❌

Idk what this even is:/
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