(Yes, after so long, I have finally posted another chapter! Sorry about taking so long on this one; work is such a bitch sometimes... Anyway, on with our story.)
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When we reached Ozpin's office, I was told by Ironwood to leave...
Which was then followed by me slinging him into a wall with the Power Stone...
Let's just say, he didn't protest my being there after that...
Of course, Penny left like she was told too, but not before giving me the best robot "stink eye" she could give me...
Bet she thinks she's some type of cop or something...
So, with Ozpin at his desk, Winter pacing around the room, Ironwood standing in front of the desk, me and Qrow standing side by side in the middle of the room, and Glynda standing near the desk as well, the "Round Table" meeting from Hell began...
"What were you thinking?!" Winter shouted at Qrow.
"If you were one of my men, I would have you shot!" Ironwood said.
"If I was one of your men, I'd shoot myself." Qrow said.
That comment caused me to burst out laughing.
"And why is this fool here?!" Winter asked.
I didn't bother to respond, as I was too busy rolling around on the floor laughing.
"While I wouldn't condone anyone's behavior in this situation, at least the courtyard didn't get completely destroyed by the lot of you." Glynda said.
"'I'd shoot myself'! I'm fuckin' dying over here! HAHAHA!" I laughed.
"David, would you be so kind as to get control of yourself?" Ozpin asked.
"But it's the greatest burn in history!" I said.
"I understand, but we need to have a serious discussion, and that's a little hard to do when you're laughing." Ozpin explained.
"Now do you see why I told him to leave?" Ironwood asked.
"What'd you say bitch?" I asked while preparing to close my fist.
"I'm sorry!" Ironwood said while diving behind Ozpin's chair.
"That's what I thought." I said.
"David, if you could kindly refrain from threatening people for just a moment..." Ozpin said.
"Nah, I like filling people with fear." I said.
Ozpin sighed at me.
"Qrow, it would be nice if you wouldn't start altercations like that." Winter said.
Qrow shrugged and took a drink from his flask.
"Qrow, why are you here?" Ozpin asked.
"You've been out of contact for weeks! You can't just go dark like that in the field!" Ironwood said.
"I'm not one of your 'special operatives', 'Jimmy'." Qrow said.
"General." Winter corrected.
"Whatever." Qrow said.
"Nah, I like that, we gon' call you 'Jimmy' from now on." I said.
Winter growled at me.
"You sent me to get intel on our enemy, and I'm telling you our enemy is here." Qrow said.
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Sometimes Cowards Do Survive...
FanficA teenager wakes up in the RWBY universe with no idea how he got there. Not only that, but he also has the Infinity Gauntlet... What could possibly go wrong? (A RWBY self-insert story starting from Volume 1 to Volume 3). "Not to call you a 'coward'...
