Keeping Up With the Kardashians

KUTWK SEASON FOUR EPISODE SIX

KUTWK SEASON FOUR EPISODE SIX

Last time on Keeping Up with the Kardashians..

Jonathan: Is that what I think it is?

Dylan: It's a small chance...

>Camera zooms in on a Helicopter with the words "Paramedics" on its side.<

Keira: WE'RE SAVED

Keira: This is such an unlikely chance but WE'RE SAVED

Keira: And I'm glad that bribing the Parademics at home to keep an eye on us 24/7 works..

Paramedic man: All right boys load em' up on the helicopter!

>After a long trip from the Island to a hospital (leaving behind a noticeably almost dead Lao shi Wawa) our explorers were brought to the Federal Bureau Of Investigation [ FBI for yall uneducated peeps].<

FBI Bro: He wasn't lying to us about you being stranded

Dylan: Wait, who is 'he'? Is he Unknown?

FBI Bro: None of your pale perverted business!

Dylan: >offended to the heavens and back<

Earlene: Excuse me Mr Smeared Turd but mah friend has changed

Earlene: You don't know him as well as him but I can assure you he's a good friend

Earlene: Maybe just a bit perverted but THERE ARE PEOPLE WORSE THAN THAT OKAY

FBI Commander: SILENCE IN THE COUR- I MEAN, JUST SILENCE

Keira: Okay... Chill... You're not the judge...

FBI Agent: We are going to have to place some of your friends in either jail or house arrest...

Jonathan: WHAT WHY

Jonathan: AND WHO >prays quietly< pls don't let it be me...

FBI Agent-Bro: Nathan and James...

Dylan: What did they do?

FBI Agent: Well, Prisoner #16497 aka Idk told us Nathan wanted to cook him, therefore he was charged with attempted murder and James is arrested for actual murder...

Jonathan: What murder? He was with us the whole time!

FBI Agent: We don't know, we are still confirming it so for the time being all of you, including James, will be put in house arrest in your homes. Oh and, Jonathan, Keira, Chika, Justin, Lindsay and Davis is not included.

Jonathan: Why?

FBI Agent: Unknown said it,not me.

Dylan: And also, why not me?! I don't do anything wrong I'm just an innocent cinnamon roll..

FBI Agent: It's your perverted mind that landed you in this situation sir

Adeline: Fudging police having favourites just because some of us aren't as famous as them.. :'(

FBI Agent: SILENCEEE

Nathan: Jon, take over my restaurant. I admit you are a better chef than me. See you guys soon.

Nathan: And also, if you put my restaurant into bankruptcy, I will sue your ass

Are James and Nathan guilty or being framed? Find out in the next episode of Keeping Up with the Kardashians

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