Keeping Up With the Kardashians

KUTWK SEASON FOUR EPISODE EIGHT

KUTWK SEASON FOUR EPISODE EIGHT

Last time on Keeping Up on the Kardashians..

Raphael: Sh*t, why can't they take care of themselves?

>Raphael walks to his secret chamber and opens a hidden closet door that reveals a Noble Suit and a mask.<

>Dramatic music plays.<

Raphael: Maybe it's time >looks at the mark burnt from the inside of his skin on the back of his hand.<

>Dramatic music INCREASES.<

(BREATHE MAN! U TALKING NONSENSE!)

Raphael:>controlled< No, it's not.

>Back to the story because we can't spend too much time with Raphael.<

Lindsay: He ain't helping a second time...

Keira: Dammit, at least not as useless as Davis.

Davis: What are we talking about?

Keira: Seriously?!?

Chika: FOCUS! We can't expect help from Raphael, Jonathan ran off and Dylan is being held under House Arrest against his own will! We can't do ANYTHING

Earlene: We need to save Dylan then get Jon and as for Raph...Welp.... He is definitely not helping nor can we communicate to him...

Keira: Anybody have a plan?

Lindsay: We break into the house quietly, stab the guards to kill them with a dagger, free Dylan and set the house on fire to destroy all traces of evidence

Earlene: ...I don't know how well you've prepared for this but good idea but do we have the items to do it?

Lindsay: No?

Davis: GIRL POWER! :D

Chika: You're a boy...

Davis: Shiet.

Earlene: >looks at Chika's phone< Chika isn't using Facebook anymore! The cure worked!

Chika: No thanks to you...

Background: BURN!

Earlene :   :'(

>Brian suddenly appears behind them.<

Brian: A little present from Raph.

Keira: What the fork I thought you were in Australia

>Lindsay notices a mark on the back of Brian's hand.<

Lindsay: What is that?

Brian: A burn mark, from inside my hand... obviously duh

Brian: Be smart pls

Davis: Is that even pos-

>Brian disappears.<

Dylan: >from afar< I SENSE MAGIC! WHY I NO GET MAH LETTER!!

Brian's voice: This power was a gift, we were not brought to a school, it's because I'm smart dummy... See ya suckers later!

Earlene: There's a note on the bag

Keira: What does it say?

Earlene: >Reading the letter< Good luck on saving Dylan!

Earlene: >Normal< How did he know?

Keira : What's in the bag?

Chika: A sword, 4 daggers, boots that absorbs sounds--

Davis: Oh I know that brand. You know what I call them? Sneakers.

>ba dum tiss<

Chika: >Ignoring Davis< -and a lighter with a note saying to find gasoline in the house...

Lindsay: It's so creepy that he thought of everything...

Keira: At least Nathan, James and Dylan are in different houses...

Will Dylan be saved by GIRL POWER? Or will all of them get arrested and be placed in house arrest together? How did Raphael know what to pack for them? Did you find the Black Panther reference? Find out on the next episode of Keeping Up with the Kardashians!

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