KUTWK SEASON FOUR EPISODE NINE
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Lindsay: It's so creepy that he thought of everything...
Keira: At least Nathan, James and Dylan are in different houses...
Keira: But then so is everyone else. So I think we should split up-?
Davis: oh HELL NO
Davis: That's how people get killed in the first place. Have you ever seen a horror movie?!?
Davis: WE HAVE TO STICK TOGETHER so we won't be those stupid people on 'reality' TV shows
>Davis looks at the camera.<
Davis: Oh wait...
Keira: Chika, you got the bag? Okay, let's go for Dylan's house first!
>After a few hours, near Dylan's house.<
Keira: Anyways, who decided we should wear all black?!? We're not sneaking in, we're even setting the whole place on fire, no need to be so indiscreet!
Davis: Me... :'(
In an interview with Davis...
Davis: I just wanted to be DEKADIL back again >cries<
Davis: Ever since Andrew left us to train for the Asian Games... We have been drifting apart, and I just wanted to have 'us' back again 😭
Lindsay: ITS TOO HOT TO WEAR BLACK IM LITERALLY MELTING
Lindsay: I AM THE LITERAL DEFINITION OF INDONESIA. IN SUMMER
Lindsay: GLOBAL WARNING IS MY ARCHENEMY!!
Keira: Shut up!!! The neighbors will notice us!
Lindsay: What neighbors Dylan's house is literally located to no where's else lol
Lindsay: He's so rich he can afford property that everyone else had to give their literal limbs to just rent a day lol
Lindsay: In fact that's all of us lol
>In the distance, there is screaming.<
Dylan: >pterodactyl screeches< I WILL NOT STAND THIS SHIEEEEEEETTTTTTTT
Keira: We don't even need to be quiet or anything since Dylan's screams are louder than anything known to Man...
Keira: Let's go.. and we have to be quick about it!
>As they charge towards the house, they encounter guards.<
Keira: SHIET I DIDN'T THINK OF GUARDS
Chika: Raphael specifically gave us weapons to stab them but did nobody bring it?
Lindsay: We don't kill people
*Unknown* : >softly< Pathetic...
The girls (not Davis cuz he was peeing at a nearby bush)saw a quick dash that suddenly killed all the guards.
Davis: What happened
Unknown:You can't do anything...
Lindsay: Never mind lez go rescue Dylan.
Everyone (yes, including Davis this time) enters the house and sees Dylan
Dylan: FRIENDS!
Keira: Shush!
Alpha Guard: HANDS UP!
Unknown: >facepalms< They got captured, so pathetic
Unknown disappears and the group is completely under House Arrest together in one house with Dylan screaming:
Dylan: THERE IS NO CHIMNEY OR MAILBOX! HOW DO I GET MAH HOGWARTS LETTER!?
Why is Unknown being such a prick? :( How come Davis was peeing in a bush? Doesn't he have a toilet for that? Find out in the next episode of Keeping Up With the Kardashians!
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