..... Just so you know.... I forgot to say [snaps] Yeah. There's going to be a lot of texting that will go on. If you're really sensitive and don't like whats about to happen sooner or later. LEAVE CHILD @_@ Enjoy this pic and go on.
THIS PICTURE IS THE DEATH OF MEEEEE FUCK! P.S. If there are parentheses () those are my sayings.
Location: Seoul, South Korea
Time: 2:43 a.m.
It was late, so Jimin had to hurry home before he ends up getting too drunk to even go back. 40 minutes later, he approached his front door and put the key inside the hole and opened the door.
"Argh fuck!" He yelled. "So fucking hungry. I should've ate at the damn party instead of drinking and dancing. Shit."
He sat on the couch and shut his eyes a little bit. He was so hungry, that he didn't know what to do. Neither did he know what to eat. So he just picked the usual that people have most of the time. Pizza. Jimin loved pizza, especially if it had meat on it. (Cause, we like meat. Ya know that dic-! ANYHOW)
"Ugh.. I'll just get a pizza. That'll at least make me feel better." He got up and picked the phone up off the hook since he was too tired to even reach in his pocket to get his phone. (Like bitch tf XD)
Jimin dialed the pizza place as he slowly lifts the phone to his ear. It was taking them a while to even answer the phone, making Jimin slightly angry. He began tapping his foot. He's very impatient. He was hungry, tired, and needed some pizza right here right now.
"Oh my god, will these people hurry the fuck up and-"
"Hello." The person on the phone said.
Jimin jumped a little and stayed quiet.
"Um...hello? If this is a prank call then, I'm hanging-"
"N-no. Sorry. Anyway, yeah, can I have a large meaty pizza. Like with extra meat please." Jimin said nervously.
"Mm... you called just in time. We were just about to close." The guy said.
"So, how much is the pizza?" Jimin repsonded in a rude tone.
"......Oh. Um.. its going to be $15.68. Also coming along with a free soda, you can also-"
"Here's my address, ****************** and please come ASAP!" Jimin said and hung up the phone.
Jimin sat back down on the couch. 'God that dude was so annoying. But his voice was hot.' Jimin thought. Jimin took his phone out and started texting his friend Namjoon.
Texting: Namjoon (The Monster.PM) P.M stands for "Pussy Master" XD Im sorry.
Jimin:
- Hey Namjoon whats up?R
Namjoon: *The Monster.PM is typing*
Namjoon:
- Yeah, Jimin whats up. You went home early dude.R
Jimin:
- What..... Explain how the fuck I went home early. It was like 2 in the morning -.- R
Namjoon: *The Monster.PM is typing*
Namjoon:
YOU ARE READING
PIZZA DELIVERY - VMIN SMUT 21+
FanfictionTaehyung and Jimin sat at the table eating the pizza. Though.... Jimin really didn't eat much of it. He just took a bite and sat it down. Taehyung looked at him with his mouth stuffed with the pizza. "You're not gonna eat it?" He said with his mouth...
