《A Mess》《Nct》

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Haechan finally made his way over to the produce area where Doyoung,Ten, Taeyong, and Johnny worked after washing all the windows, vacuuming the floor, sweeping the floor, dusting off everything he could to make the front of the store spanking clean. He didn't know why he complained about being the Janitor before. It was actually quit nice. You didn't really interact with anyone unless a customer asked where a specific item was but not many people entered the store since it opened. It was quit peac-

"HAECHAN SOMEONE TOOK A BIG ASS SHIT IN THE MEN'S RESTROOM!" A voiced yelled from the back of the store, "AND IT FLOOOOOODED!"

Haechan closed his eyes in annoyance as he let that sink into his brain.

"CHENLE SHUT UP!" Another voice yelled, "SORRY HAECHAN! OH... THIS IS KUN BY THE WAY AND IT'S TRUE!"

"COULD Y'ALL NOT?!" Doyoung yelled to the two of them as he turned an apple over making sure it wasn't rotting before placing it into a crate, "NEXT TIME CHENLE PICK YOUR ASS UP AND WALK OVER TO HAECHAN INSTEAD IF YELLING ACROSS THE STORE!"

"BUT AREN'T YOU YELLING?!" Jaehyun yelled at Doyoung from the floral department. Holding a pot still for Winwin as he poured some dirt into it.

"HOW ABOUT WE ALL STOP YELLING!?" Taeil shouted from where he was.

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"CAN LUCAS CLEAN IT!?" Haechan yelled as he cupped a hand around his ear to waiting for a response.

"But I don't want to clean it Haechan." Lucas softly said from behind him.

Haechan quickly spun around and saw Lucas standing there with a pout. "Why do i have to clean it?" He asked.

"Because you've been doing nothing! Go! Clean!! It!!!!" Haechan said as he pointed down the store where the bathrooms were located.

"Can you come and help me? I never unclogged a toilet-"

"You got to be joking me. You literally eat the most out of all us." Haechan said, "Your shit isn't big enough to EVER clog up the toilet?!"

"Um- no?"

"You never 'accidentally' used to much toilet paper before?"

"No??"

"Your little siblings never took a shit,clogged the toilet themselves, and asked you for help?"

"I'm the only child-"

"Say no more." Haechan dragged his hands on his face in frustration and faked a sob before looking over at Ten, Johnny, Taeyong, and Doyoung who were laughing like crazy.

"Which one of you took a shit?!" He asked as he stomped over to them.

Ten looked at Haechan and couldn't help but laugh even harder, "I'm not  sure if i should be laughing at Lucas being an idiot or you having to help him." He leaned on the wall for support as he laughed out loud

"Damn, imagine if you accidentally slipped and fell! All that nasty shit on you!" Said Johnny as he tried not laugh so loud "Hope you brought extra clothes!"

Doyoung and Taeyong had tears running down their faces as they tried to focus on working.

Lucas scratched his head as he watched the 4 of them laugh at Haechan and him, "Come on Haechan." He said quietly as he pulled at his arm.

Haechan stuck his tongue out at them and followed Lucas to the bathroom.

Lucas opened the door and gaged as he quickly covered his mouth, "Bet this was Mark." He said as he kicked open each stall to find out where the horrible stench was coming from.

"Agreed! He's the only one who takes big ass dumps!" Haechan said as he pinched his nose.

Lucas kicked the last stall open and looked away as he gagged "How do you even clean that!?" He yelled as he backed away from it. Haechan walked over and looked inside.

"I'm gonna murder him. I fucking swear!" Haechan yelled as he walked out the bathroom, Lucas trailing behind.

They grabbed the mop, spray, and basically everything in the janitors closest. They put on four pairs of plastic gloves on before wearing rubber gloves-  you can never be too safe.

They entered the bathroom and braced themselves for the disaster they had to clean.

*SKIPS BC I DON'T WANNA GO INTO DETAIL WITH THIS PART*

"Finished." Haechan said breathlessly  as he sprayed febreze everywhere, trying to block out the smell.

Lucas took up the many pairs of gloves off and stretched his hands "That was fucking disgusting." He mumbled before he washed his hands over and over again.

"Wanna jump Mark before work tomorrow?" Haechan suggested with a smirk as he looked at Lucas

"You bet!" Lucas said with a wicked grin before they walked out of the bathroom, equipment in hand.

(This chapter isnt edited yet so sorry for autocorrect or if nothing makes sense 😂 I'll fix it when I'm in the car)

Ihdhdhsh tbh i actually came up with this last night and i thought I'd put it in here 😂 LOL BUT ANYWAYS I'm gonna do an Nct and The Boyz interaction in this lol bc I'm like really into The Boyz (i might do a fanfic about them...and it might be similar to this one...😎)