How a Hero Came to Be

Once upon a time, there lived a little crabby dwarf who was very crabby. He was very crabby because he had been constipated for three years, and his butt started to send him into deep infinite pain.

So one day, he decided to try really hard to poop out of his butthole. He went to his bathroom to take the browns, to the Super Bowl. He pushed hard, harder, then "PLOP." The poop that had put him through pure misery, for over tree years now, had finally come out. Then he wiped his bum with 2-ply, super-quilted mattresses, and after that, his butt hurt no more!

He was so happy that he did not have a sharp pain anymore that he decided to become a SUPERHERO! He called himself "CAPTAIN CONSTIPATION!" He flew across the city of Constipation Station yelling," NO MORE CONSTIPATION! FIX YOUR STICKY SITUATION!" He gave everybody prune juice, prune cookies, and Tums.

After he solved everyone's constipation problems in the city,he retired, and got married to Lindsay Lohan, and they had 7 children named: Poop, Constipeter, Two, P, PJ, Diarianne, and Prunette. He lived the rest of his days taking care of his children and eating prune and bologna sandwiches with prune crackers for the rest of his life, an never got constipated again!
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