1. Love everybody except toaster ovens and toasters
2. Blenders are the only true god
3. Worship Blenders no matter what. Blenderism is your new religion. Do not betray us.
4. Thou shall not use toasters.
5. Any type of blender you own will prove your legitimacy as a servant to Blender Christ.
6. Thou shall use a blender at least once a day.
7. Blend others as you would blend yourself.
8. Will it blend? That is the question. The answer is yes, if it is a toaster.
9. Thou shall love Blender as thyself
10. Anybody blending somebody will take responsibility for it. Be proud. Do not take blame for others.
