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Davis: I...
Keira: -have a dream? Don't worry, the rest of us did too
Davis: NO!! I have a plan!
Davis: Crainer, do you have a pen and paper?
Keira: My name is Keira Kardashian oh gosh have you been watching Ssundee again
Davis: Maybeh now give me the paper!!!!
Lindsay: Wait, did you have the same dream as we did?!? 😱
Davis: Yas I did mother fu-
Chika: >you already know what she did<
Davis: >takes pen and paper< Hmm....
Lindsay: What're you going to do? And what was the power anyways?
Davis: >could literally destroy the world if he wants to< I'm going to write:
Teleport all of my friends into this room!
Davis: And there we go! It's should be happening really soo-
Adeline: What should be happening really soon?
Davis: Oh! Y'all are here already?!?
Cleantha: Yea-
>Suddenly, there is a loud bang in the room.<
Keira: What the heck-
James: WHY WAS I FRAMED ARRRGGGHHH
Lindsay: Shiet, he's having one of his 'episodes'!
>Somehow, James is able to punch a wall with his newfound angry power.<
James: I AM FURIOUSSSSS >continues to punch walls, and in result the ceiling almost collapsed<
Lindsay: I CAN'T DIE I'M TOO RICH
Keira: WE ALL ARE DAVIS DO SOMETHING
>Davis desperately tries to write on the paper to save everyone.<
Davis: SHOOT I REALIZED MY POWER'S GONE FUDGE
Davis: WE'RE ALL GONNA DIEEEE
>Somehow, police pulls up.<
Police nigga: FREEZE OR I'LL SHOOT
>No one freezes.<
James: IM NOT TALKING TO YOU NO MORE
James: ALL MY LIFE I HAVE BEEN MISTREATED
James: I GOT LESS MONEY THAN MT OWN SISTER DURING MY BIRTHDAYS
James: WHY DOES EVERYONE KEEP BULLYING ME?! ;-;
Nathan: Dude you can't take a joke-
James: >King Kong scream<
Dylan: SHIET THE WHOLE HOUSE IS FALLING MY MILLION-DOLLAR HOUSSSEEE
Dylan: EVERY MAN FOR HIMSELF
>Surprisingly, everyone obeys and runs the hell out of the house.<
>The whole house collapses.<
Dylan: MYY HOUUSSEEEE NOOOOO
Police nigga: James freeze and put your hands up!
James: Biccchhh hell noooo
>James runs away, despite the torrent of bullets shot at him.<
What's gotten into James's head? Will he be calmed down soon? Find out in the next episode of Keeping Up With the Kardashians!
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