"No. I can't believe you right now. This is just..please, go."
He mumbled.
"H-"
"I SAID GO AWAY!"Are you wondering wtf is going on? Well, let's go back 7 hours earlier.
5:00 pm, 7 hours before the typhoon strikes
Jinhwan was wrapped up in a chair.
"What the..."
Jinhwan looked around, trying to recognize the place he was in.
"Hanbin? Chanwoo? Hello?"
Jinhwan shaked in his seat when he heard footsteps.
"U-Um-""YOU. SITTING IN THE CHAIR."
Jinhwan flinched, looking up to see a guy holding a pan in a defensive position.
He looked around, hoping their was some other guy in a chair.
Dammit.Jinhwan gulped. He looked down.
"Y-Yes?""RAISE YOUR HEAD WHEN YOUR SPEAKING TO ME."
Jinhwan's head bolted up.
"Y-Yes sir!"Jun hoe pointed the pan on Jinhwan's chest.
"I'm going to ask you questions, and I'm expecting answers.""O-okay."
"QUESTION ONE. What's your favorite
Food?"Jinhwan pauses for a second.
Is this guy. . .for real?"Why are you-"
Jun hoe pressed the pan against Jinhwan's chest.
"ANSWER THE QUESTION."
"O-OKAY ITS SHITAKE MUSHROOMS PLEASE DONT HURT ME!"Jun hoe tapped the pan against his chin.
"I see..DID YOU KNOW THAT I HATE OX BLOOD SOUP?! HUH?""I-"
"DONT TALK BACK, ANSWER ME!"
Jinhwan had no idea what was going on, but all he knew was that this guy was insane.
"I..Didn't know, sir."
"Final question. DO YOU WANNA PLAY MARIO KART?!"
"....sure?"
"IS THAT A THREAT?"
Jinhwan looked at Jun hoe, bewildered.
"No I—"
"DISRESPECTFUL KID! GET UP SO WE CAN PLAY MARIO KART."
Jinhwan needed to GTFO.
And that's how he ended up playing Mario Kart with a random guy that happened to be his best friends neighbor.
No lie tho, he was a s n a c c.
8:00 PM, 4 Hours before the typhoon strikes
"Guys. . .do you think Jinhwan's alright?" Hanbin asked, nervously biting his nails.
Bobby smacked Hanbin's hand out of his mouth.
"Don't bite your nails.""B-But That guy could be murdering him right now! O-Or cutting him up into small pieces and throwing him in the bonfire he keeps in his backyar—-"
At Jun Hoe's house, 8:30 pm
"HAHA! YOU LOST AGAIN, PRINCESS PEACH!" Jun hoe yelled into Jinhwan's ear for the sixth time.
Jinhwan rubbed his ear.
"DONT EVEN TALK! I GOT 12 BUT YOU GOT 11!""STILL GOT A HIGHER SCORE AHAH."
Jun hoe stuck his tongue out, as Jinhwan sat there wondering why he played Mario Kart with a random stranger for 3 straight hours.
The two sat in silence for a minute.
11:50 PM, 10 minutes before the typhoon strikes
"What the hell is your name? "-My names Mario and lemme guess you are de Luigi." The two said at the same time.
Jinhwan squinted as he saw Jun hoes fake mustache.
He rolled his eyes, climbing up to Jun hoe."Lemme just.."
At exactly 11:59 pm, Jinhwan was attempting to pull Jun hoes mask off.
As expected, their faces were inches apart.And as expected, something had to go wrong.
12:00 pm, the typhoon strikes
The door bursted open.
Both boys turned towards a panting Hanbin, who took a deep breath.
"Hanbin what are y-"
"RAPPEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!"Jinhwan was being dragged out the apartment, as Jun hoe watches wide mouthed.
"Um...""RAPPPPEEEEEEEEEE." Hanbin screamed again.
With that, the two boys made their way back home.
12:00 pm, Hanbin's house, the typhoon strikes
"What did you do there." Hanbin asked, as the two sat on the couch.
"I...played Mario Kart."
Hanbin's jaw dropped.
"YOU PLAYED FUCKING MARIO KART?! WITHOUT ME?!"
"Hanbin I-""No. I can't believe you right now. This is just...please, go." Hanbin said, looking into the moonlight dramatically.
"H-""I SAID GO AWAy."
"HANBIN YOU CAN JUST FUCKING COME NEXT TIME I GO."
Hanbin looked dumbfounded.
"Oh yeah.."Oh how jinhwan wished he could high five Hanbin. In the face. With a pan.
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