The Magical Tales of Bob the Seal

Bob really wants a bagel

One day after Bob was sick and tired of everybody's bull crap he decided to go to the local cafe and bakery to get a fresh bagel with some toppings to make it a breakfast sandwich. He woke up a whole 10 minutes early to rush to the cafe. He got there and der was no bagels or bagel sandwiches. Bob was very disappointed and then remembered he knew a fantastic bagel recipe for the dough and all the samich ingredients. He would have to travel to the middle of no where and catch the finest salmon and the pick is own seeds for the amazing everything bagels he was going to make. He was going to make his own cream cheese and raise a cow to milk it for the freshest milk he could ever get.

Bob was so determined and then he thought and thought about it and said "Eeeeeeeeeeh, I'm too lazy." Bob then decided to go to the nearest Piggly Wiggly and pick up some bagels and fancy garden vegetable cream cheese. Bob was content.