Last Time on Keeping Up with the Kardashians...
Police Nigga: You are all under arrest for the provocation of James Enderman
Keira: WHAT THE ACTUAL FU-
Police Nigga: Shut it before I taser you!
Earlene: dON't threATeN mY frIENd! I wILL get mah lawyer!
Dylan: Shuddup and listen to me you black faced corrupt cop-
Police Nigga : I ain't corrupt but your brain is!
Background: BURN
Chika: >Somehow becomes a really good rapper< You call him dirty minded and I'll wash yo shittake like face down the drain into the sewers which will bring you to yo house
Police Nigga: Holy shie-
Chika: >Darth Vader gaze<
Police Nigga: Fine. Bring back James' phone and you will not be held in custody...
Davis: From who?
Police Nigga: The author was silent about that...
Dylan: WHATCHU SAYING MAH LIFE AINT SCRIPTED BICH!
Police Nigga: The list of possible suspects with James' phone is on the chief's table, I'll get it for you.
>3 hours later the Police Nigga comes back with the list and shows it to the gang.<
Keira: You got to be kidding me...
Lindsay: You need a list for that many possible suspects?
Lindsay: And why da heck do you take so long?! The chief's table is at the other side of the world?!
>The list had one suspect, unsurprisingly.<
>And it was not who they expected it to be.<
>Dun dun dun.<
>In Raphael's home<
Brian: >calling from Australia because that's some good WiFi he has< Raphael, they are coming here to get James' phone!
Raphael: Activate the Defense Mechanisms and call everyone for a meeting.
1/2 hour later >What is going on? I am so confused...<
Jonathan: We are here and ready to serve.
Raph: Did you get who I asked for?
Jonathan: Yes. I brought Lurk with me.
Raphael : Perfect. You'll need him for your next mission.
Who is Lurk? What is Raphael hiding? Why are Jonathan and Brian helping him? Find out on the next episode of Keeping Up with the Kardashians!
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