Alessia's pov
After my so called studying with Ethan, and by that i mean :me talking about reiman's series for three hours and him sleeping ,I left .
But since i'm a hoe and no one fucking uses me, i gave him a piece of my mind..... by writing moron on his face with unwashable ink. I'm crazy right? I know.We just started
But dude seriously? Waist my fucking time ?
Yet, at least i won't have to revise for my maths exam tomorrow. Which means extra sleep hours. I know : boooooriiiing.But you have to know that i love 5 things in my life :my mom, my best friends (count them as one) , my food , my sleep and Fucking Matthew.
Don't get me wrong though you little twisted hoes , i haven't fucked him.
Yet .
So don't mess with any of these and we are good.
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The night was unbelievebaly dark ,duh , twinckling shiny stars scatered in the sky in a way to form a circle around the beautiful moon . I surely prefer night . Nyctophila 💜.
It was so peaceful and nice ❤❤
But not so quiet at all ......since I'm living in LA.
i was enjoying seeing happy families . What i think, Friends teasing each others. Couples were walking hands in hands.
Ew, gosh i hate couples.Maybe because the only relationship i ever had was with my Chucky doll when i was a little girl , thanks to my obsession with horror movies, or maybe because i don't like cheesy romantic stuff , it's tooooo cringy. Or maybe because i enjoy being in a relationship with my bed and fries.
But i think it's mainly because my expectations of men are higher than the Eiffel tower , thanks to wattpad.But whatever it is, I SURELY DON'T LIKE COUPLES.
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I had been walking for sometime now, to be exact 20 mins and 43 seconds .Hahahaha, you should see the look on your faces....
I just said a random number because it makes me sound smart.
I do it a lot.
Suddenly, i heard a noise of something ,probably a trash can , fall .
I peeked and it was two guys fighting in a hidden spot .I wasn't really able to see their faces thought, because it was dark , duh.
And i ain't obviously going to do
what they do in movies and stay watch them fight.So if you want to know what happens, too bad for you .
Bye bye.
But because i have the same luck as Sponge Bob's with his license , one of them saw me.
"shit"i mumbled when one of them started getting closer to me .
Great, now closer is playing in my mind .
It's not the right time is it? .
"okay dude, please hear me out.
I promise i was only going to grab some snacks because there is this horror movie i really wanted to watch . And now that i finally have some free time, because i was tutoring this dude earlier, who i don't really like but i was forced to , because my teacher said so....""Girl chill, yeah . take a deep breath. "
"good"
Well, aren't you a cute one ?Too bad you won't make it alive.. "he spoke to me.
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