ISSA RANT

Rant 1

Bestie 1: M
Bestie 2: D

Aight so boom...

I have two besties... M and D

And M starts dating a guy...who I KNOW is a player.

So I tell her.

Mid-way throught their relationship, M tells me and D that she thinks her boyfriend is playing...and me AND D have noticed him doing things and M lets it slide.

One day, me and D are discussing their relationship and how M's boyfriend is playing her.

Me and D both confront M and tell her what we've peeped and then we tell her that she should watch out.

I later get into an argument with M's boyfriend bc I post something on Snapchat and he thinks its about him (even though I said its toward no one in general) and so boom. We throwing subs at each other and texting each other, telling each other how pussy the post was and yadda yadda yadda.

So me and M's boyfriend are on terrible terms.

M's boy bestfriend makes a group chat with himself, me, M, and M's boyfriend.

In the group chat we argue some more and then M starts defending her boyfriend.

So I tell her that I don't need her anyway. M starts telling me that she's not gonna tell me anthing anymore bc she doesn't trust me, and our friendship falls off.

Meanwhile...me and D are still discussing M's relationship...and M is letting her bf play her.

So me and D tell M that she needs break up with her boyfriend first, but she's like "Noooooo, I have no reason to break up with him. And plus I'm also cheating on him"

We let her be but we remind her everyday that she needs to break up with him first.

Mind you, everyone in the school realizes that she looks dumb and I try so hard to stop that. I'm literally convincing everyone that she knows what she's doing.

Anyway...

Time goes by and M and her boyfriend start to argue. At this point M is telling me and D everything again and yeah. So theres this other groupchat with almost my whole grade except like 10 people aren't in it. M and D aren't in it. So M tells me that they broke up and I'm like "Holy shit! A dream come true"

I ask her who broke up with who and she say "idek"

So that told me that they broke up at the same time. Anyway M's boyfriend-we'll call him A- starts talking in the gc (with most of my grade but without M and D) about how he doesn't get his heart broken, he breaks hearts. So I'm like he must be talking about the break up him and M had and how M has already moved on. Believe it or not, the guy M moved on with looks a lot like A.

And we start arguing and A's bestfriend jumps in defending him and now I'm arguing with 2 people. They both kept bringing up how I'm in M's relationship but I've never dated anyone. And I'm like...well shit... I don't need a nigga bc I'm a queen.

And then A's like yeah yeah stfu you peasant. So you know...my ghetto side comes out...by the time I'm close to being done, everyone's trying to calm me down but my mouth continues to burn these niggas. Bitch who they thought they was???

So we done arguing and I finally tell M all about the argument. Then I ask her to tell me the truth about who broke up with who and then she says A broke up with her.

A BITCH MAD AS HELL AT THIS POINT BC WTFFFFF. ALL MY GOOD ADVICE GOES DOWN THE DRAIN, AND NOW I LOOK STUPID FOR DEFENDING A GIRL WHO LOOKS STUPID.

EVERYONE TOLD HER HE WAS PLAYING BUT SHE DECIDES TO STICK WITH HIM. I THREW MY PHONE SO FAR, BUT I HAD AN OTTER BOX CASE ON.

*calms down*

So I tell D everything bc we would have to argue with M later. D flips out when I tell her the story and she screamed so loud.

Ok...ok...the end.

3:01 AM, on Sunday, June 24, 2018