Unexpected Guests? REWRITE

You Enjoy Our Pain?

I let out a breath I didn't know I was holding when turning toward the two butlers. They looked at me with nothing but pure disgust, whether it was my outfit or mouth that threw them off was a mystery. I was disgusting, but it wasn't like I was going to admit it.

Before I could say anything, Auntie practically hurtled across the room and jerked me by the arm into the hallway under the stairs. I was stumbling the whole way but the suddenness and there was no way to get out her grip unless I wanted to lose an arm.

"YN!" She whispered yelled, continuously looking over her shoulder to make sure no one was eavesdropping. "How the fuck are we going to get them back home?"

I squinted at her and huffed. "You think I would know? Auntie, does it look like I just stepped out of fucking Narnia?"

She narrowed her eyes, probably debating whether or not she needed to slap me. I wouldn't have blamed her, I am a little shit. It probably would have made me turn over a new leaf.

Yeah, that's never going to happen.

Suddenly I gasped and Auntie whipped around and elbowed Sebastian in the face as he magically appeared behind us. Striking some ninja pose, I prepared for an attack. "You are not welcome here, demon!"

At first, he brushed off the elbow thing then gave me a look that was one of confusion, like he wasn't sure if I had just taken some drugs or escaped from a mental hospital. Both accurate assumptions.

"Well," He began slowly. "I'm sorry to intrude, but where might we be staying? Surely you do not expect us to be out on the street?"

I scoffed, "I thought animals like you were supposed to stay out-" Auntie slapped her hand on my mouth, muffling what I had to stay.

She smiled kindly at Sebastian, "YN, here, means that you will be sleeping in the guestrooms right down the hallway. Follow me."

She pushed me away and mouthed 'go entertain the others', then walked down the hallway with Sebastian on her arm. Groaning, I trudged back into the living room to find Claude trying to reason with his master about something and Ciel trying to figure out the remote. I snickered and stood next to him, watching his amazement.

"What is this thing?" He said in awe.

Alois chimed in from the other side of the room, "You dimwit, it's a magical orb that looks into people's lives!"

I watched Alois walk over and pluck the thing from the blue-haired boy's hand. "You see, it's-"

"Hey, no, Alois, you might want to not go so far in the channels. There's this one that's nothing but porn-" Before I could get another word out of my mouth the room was filled with moans and other lewd noises. Ciel's face turned scarlet and he was quick to try and grab the remote, but Alois was so shocked that it went across the room.

"Damn," I said tilting my head at the screen. "They're going at it like Sebastian and anything that breathes."

Suddenly, the screen went black and I looked to Claude standing at the back of the room with the same blank expression on his face. Thinning my lips I turned toward Ciel and laid my cheek into my hand.

"Oh, you guys are way too cute!" I said happily.

Alois gave me an angry look as Ciel let out a short snort, slightly amused by my reaction. Suddenly, the bluenette pointed at me like he was ready to drag me down to hell.

"YN-"

I smirked playfully, "That's my name, don't wear it out."

He huffed, "The bloody hell was that on screen?"