KUTWK SEASON FOUR EPISODE SIXTEEN

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Jonathan: I got Lurk here

Raphael : Perfect, You'll need him for your next mission.

Brian: What do I do?

Raphael: Take the assassins and slow them down, send tanks, jets, everything to slow them down!

Everyone: YES SIR!

Meanwhile...

Dylan: If we were to take James' phone from Raph, should we ask him?

Keira: ARE YOU KIDDING? Or just not thinking?!? You saw his arsenal when we were there! We need to go in guns blazing!

Chika: How do we get the weapons?

Lindsay: There are guns congenitally placed by that dumpster there...

Davis: What are these? M16's?

Dylan: I think they're AUG's

Lindsay: Can either of you shoot firearms?

Dylan & Davis: No...

Suddenly, a giant surrounded the house with a giant forcefield covering it.

Earlene: Shittake just got real...

Dylan: Since when did Raphael get a pet giant?!? And why won't he tell me?!?

Keira: Gear up, we gon get our freedom.

Dylan: Do you think he got it from Amazon?

>They close their eyes and run through the forcefield that conveniently doesn't block them lmao.<

Raphael: SHIET WHO FORGOT TO ENABLE THE SECURITY SYSTEMS FOR THE FORCEFIELD!

Lurk: No time to complain! We have to improvise!

Brian: I'll distract them and get them out of the Forcefield while you guys enable the security systems but do so when I send the signal!

Raphael: Jonathan! Leg it to the control room!

>Jonathan runs (faster than Kenneth but only for once because if he does it again he'll burn to a crisp) to the control room.<

Jonathan: On your go!

Dylan: HEY! I see Brian running towards us!

>Everyone waves toward Brian.<

Dylan: Lmao man why do you look so panicked? Have you realised you had made a very terrible decision into moving away?

Brian: GET OUT OF THE FORCEFIELD! RAPH'S GOING TO BLOW UP HIS HOUSE!

Keira: What the fudge.

>Everyone just stands there.<

Dylan: >high pitched< RUN!

>They all run outside of the Forcefield except for Brian.<

>No one seems to realize that there wasn't an invisible lady counting down like they did in the movies..<

>Brian lights a firework.<

Chika: WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

Brian: Sorry guys but I really had to do it for y'all's sake :/

>The firework explodes after reaching 150ft above sea level.<

Raphael: ACTIVATE THE SYSTEMS JON!

>Jonathan enables the security for the Forcefield and the group can no longer enter.<

How will the group get James' phone? How will they infiltrate Raphael's house? Find out on the next episode of Keeping Up with the Kardashians!

P.S: It's jmgjmgj350 writing the episode again! vote to appreciate because clearly he needs a life- I mean, loads of love :3

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