time jump [an outsiders texting au]

01: ponybitch

ponyboy: hey y'all

dally: what the fuck do you want

ponyboy: damn dal, i was just saying hey 😔😔😔

darry: don't be sad pony!

johnny: hi

dally: hey johnny

ponyboy: well shit i feel hurt, you care more about johnny than you do me 😢

dally: stop your whining ponybitch

two-bit named the chat: ponybitch

soda: well duh, ofc he does pony, they're BOYFRIENDS

soda: also hi ✌️

ponyboy: i know that soda. i'm not stupid

dally: gee sorry, couldn't tell

steve: DAAAMMMNN, SHOTS FIRED

steve: also hi fuckers 👋

two-bit: sorry i was busy writing jally fan-fiction

two-bit: what did i miss

johnny: what's a jally?

darry: what's a fan-fiction?

ponyboy: oh my god

ponyboy: are you fucking serious

two-bit: you ignorant sluts

steve: did you actually just reference the office?

two-bit: yes i did

darry: sorry but i still don't know what a fan-fiction is

ponyboy:

ponyboy: there you go you uncultured swine

johnny: wait

johnny: someone pls explain what a jally is

dally: oh you pure child

two-bit: it's you and dal's ship name

darry: they got a boat?!

steve: you stupid fucking cunt

ponyboy: