Chapter 2: Red, Black and White

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Three other Gee's stood right before them. One had black hair, another red, and the other had white hair. They all seemed to behave differently. 

The one with black hair seemed a bit angry and dark. 

The one with white hair was kinda creepy. 

And the one with red hair acted really sassy and divaish. 

"OMFG!" The redhead said. "WTF is going on?" 

"I dunno." Black haired Gee replied. "Ugh, too F-ing many people in one F-ing room. I need my F-ing coffee." 

"Whoa!" White haired Gee yelled and made everyone in the room jump. "This blonde dude smells weird." (Blonde hair= regular Gerard.) 

Mikey ran out of the room and building, laughing. Gerard, on the other hand, did not think it was funny. He ran after him, and taking him by the throat, he began to strangle his little brother, on the sidewalk. 

"You bastard!" Gerard yelled. "What did you do?!" 

"Whoa!" Someone said, breaking them up. "Back off, blondie." 

"Oh, and by the way bro, you do smell funny." Mikey said before hauling ass down the street. 

When Gerard got back to his house, the other hims were, getting into food, jumping on the couch, and rummaging through his wardrobe. 

*Face palm* 

"What are you doing!?" He yelled. 

 Black and white haired Gee's heads shot up in the direction they heard his voice, and Red haired Gee walked down the stairs in a red boa, tight, I mean, REALLY tight jeans, and a stripped long sleeved shirt. 

"Hello everyone." He said, posing. "How do I look?" He tossed the boa over his shoulder, fabulously. 

"OMG!" White haired Gee said. "You look hot!" 

"I will take that as a complement, peasant." Red hair said. 

Real Gee stood there, wishing he hadn't heard what was just said. 

"Okay, I need to get rid of you all somehow." He said, pacing back and forth. "But, in the meantime, I'll enjoy the company of, well, me. First off, names." 

"Oh oh!" White hair said, raising his hand. "Can I be, Awesome Sauce or Funky Monkey?" 

"Uh, no." Real Gee replied. "You can be, White." 

"White" frowned. 

"I wanna be, fabasssassy!" Red hair said. "Or something in that area." 

"No, no no nu." Real Gee refused. "You can be, Red. And you black hair me, can be Black." 

All of them protested. 

"So racist!" Black said. 

"Too plain!" White complained. 

"I want more sass, bitch." Red said. 

"I will shoot you all, in the F-ing face!" Gerard said. "I really will! Except the names, or the fate." 

They all paused for a moment, and then agreed to the names. 

"Now, what do you guys wanna do?" Gerard asked, trying to have fun with this. 

"I wanna look fab!" Red said, flipping his beautiful red hair out of his gorgeous face. 

"Wow!" White yelled. "Hotsy!" 

O.O  

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Throw out some song suggestions and I might just make it happen. It has to be weird like the other one "Blood". Vote and comment please! Thanks for reading! 

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