Mark: Because people are often buried in their best clothes, a zombie apocalypse would be a very formal affair.
Doyoung: If I die I'm getting buried in battle armor. Good luck, bitches
Mark: "If"
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Host: Would you say that you're independent?
Jaehyun: *looks at Taeyong*
Taeyong: *nods*
Jaehyun: Yes, I'd say so.
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Chenle: Why am I here?
Haechan: Because you're easily distracted.
Chenle: What?! When it comes to mental focus I'm sharper than--
Haechan: *pulls out a snicker*
Chenle: Ooh!
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Taeyong: Don't say a word.
Johnny:
Johnny: Fergalicious
Taeyong: What did I just say?
Johnny: Oh, I see how it works. When we're playing scrabble it's not a word, now suddenly it is a word because it's convenient for you.
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*Texting*
Jungwoo: Nose
Jungwoo: I just typed nose with my nose
Lucas: Dick
*Jungwoo has left the chatroom*
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Mark: Why did you do that?!
Renjun: I had three reasons.
Mark: Good ones?
Renjun: We'll see. I'm just making them up now.
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SM: Listen, we'd really appreciate it if you didn't fuck with the spirits in the basement.
Kun: Don't worry, we won't fuck with the spirits.
*moments after*
Johnny: EAT MY ASS, SPIRITS!
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Doyoung: I know you think my judgment's clouded because I like Jaehyun a little bit.
Yuta: You doodled out your wedding invitation!
Doyoung: No, that's our joint tombstone.
Yuta:
Yuta: My mistake.
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R.I.P
young_dreamers
2002-2018
Cause of death: Incorrect NCT Quotes
