Kun: I have something to tell you. I've been living a lie.
Yuta: Just one? I've been living a twenty.
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*house phone rings*
Winwin: *answers* NCT dorm. Cute one speaking.
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Doyoung: I guess he put two and two together-
Jaehyun: FOUR!
Doyoung: This wasn't a test, Jae.
Jaehyun: Yes it was. I win. A+
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Mark: Oh, Johnny hyung sent me a message. What could it be?
Johnny: *on text* Yo dude, I just stapled a lobster to the fucking ceiling.
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Mark: Can I ask you a dumb question?
Renjun: Better than anyone I know.
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