Part 5

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Reyna: Leo Valdez, would you help me out with my computer? It keeps freezing.

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Leo Valdez: Maybe you... Forgot to close it's windows. HAHA.

Reyna: ...

Leo Valdez: ... Right, i'm on it.

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Ares: Why was the sword swallower sent to prison? Zeus

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Zeus: ... why?

Ares: BECAUSE HE COUGHED AND KILLED TWO PEOPLE. AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Ares: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!

Zeus: ... I worry about you, son.

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Margaret Belle: Is thunder just Zeus farting?

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Zeus: Actually its me burping but okay.

Margaret Belle: .-.

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Leo Valdez: Abortion :)

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Jason Grace: Uhm.

Leo Valdez: I meant Abortion.

Leo Valdez: *Abortion

Leo Valdez: ABORTION

Jason Grace: ...

Leo Valdez: Abortion

Leo Valdez: Agh, I give up.

Jason Grace: ...

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Margaret Belle: ZEUS IS BURPING TODAY AHA.

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Dionysus: Oh gross, it smells like rotten apples over here. Zeus, wtf!

Zeus: It is NOT rotten!

Hades: Yeah. I mean, Hera's apple isn't rotten.

Danika Collins: WHAT.

Apollo: ...

Raili Kreffer: OH MY GODS WHAT.

Thalia Grace: Scarred

Jason Grace: For life.

Percy Jackson: I just... Cant.

Zeus: HADES!!! 1, HOW DARE YOU MAKE A JOKE OF HERA'S APPLE IN FRONT OF THE CHILDREN!? AND 2, HOW DO YOU KNOW HERA'S APPLE ISN'T ROTTEN!?

Hades: ...

Hades: I don't.

Zeus: ... Oh.

Zeus: How do you delete Facebook comments?

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I don't know either. •-•

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