okay welcome to my diary
so i was literally watching the mtv vmas circa 2016 and beyoncé came on and i was like omfg yasss gaga, and then the beyhives literally jumped me and they said "thats beyoncé you brown bitch". okay i deserved that. so then i sat in front row and i was like BEYONCÉ SweATY IM SO SORRY THAT I CALLED U GAGA. she stopped her show and literally brought me on stage!! it was my big moment?? nOOO IT WASNT. she literally scalped me bald and the entire awards show laughed. ever wonder why i was blonde for 2 years? blame beyoncé. it's okay tho i still stan
