~WTF Local News~
Tori Crowe's Mystery Boyfriend!!!!
Tori came home from skating in a excellent mood. She posted a informing post saying "taken 7/11/14" with many "romantic" emoticons. She also posted a picture of her and a guy, she seemed very happy. This photo, added to the post, may suggest that this was the mystery guy. As the mystery deepened, my sources came up with nothing. Later resources revealed the mystery guy's name is "Ya'llbitchesneedtomindyourowngoddamnbuisness". Seriously, ya'll be asking me "who's Tori with" and "do a story on Tori's boyfriend". I DON'T FUCKING KNOW WHO IT IS NIGGA. If she wanted me to know, she'd tell me. If she wanted ya'll to know, she'd tell ya'll. So get yeh thirsty asses and move on. Who she dates is HER BUISNESS. NOT OURS. So this is WTF News, saying mind yo goddamn mother fucking buisness bitch. Though all of this is true.. I still love you people. Fair wins xoxo
