Abominable(uh-bom-in-uh-bull) - an explosive in a male cow (a bomb in a bull) *chairsniffa*
Alpaca(al-pack-uh) - a misspelling of Al, pack! Uhh..
Amazesack(uh-maze-sack) - a word Katy Perry said on Twitter. We have no clue what it means.
American water(uh-mare-rih-kin waw-tur) - regurgigated zombie innards. *WeAteYourGrandma*
Ashamedly(uh-shaym-id-lee) - with feeling of shame *Some_Weird_Randomer* Well, actually, google, but she thought of the word.
Asterisk(ast-turr-risk) - a weird star thingy that looks like this. ********
Attic(ah-tick) - ahh! It's a tick! *lolipoparcade*
Awesome(aww-sum) - ducks.
A-wimoweh(uh-wee-mo-way) - part of "The Lion Sleeps Tonight".
Banana(buh-nan-nuh) - Gwen Stefani taught you how to spell this.
Canadia(cuh-nay-dee-uh) - Canada, but better.
Canadian water(cuh-nay-dee-in- waw-tur) - bad tasting Sprite.
Cartoon(car-toon) - a song about a car, played only in radios if cars. *Elenkaia*
Cupcake(cup-cayk) - yummy.
Damonness(day-min-niss) - equal to awesomeness except involves some crazily hot dude wearing a leather jacket *BlondFangs*
Donkey(don-kee) - how you say "thank you" in German. Except it's spelled differently.
EHPIKLEE BODACIOUS(eh-pick-lee bo-day-shuss) - two words I wanted to use in a science project. The sentence was something like this: Deserts are EHPIKLEE BODACIOUS!!!
Facebook(face-book) - a book of faces.
Fabulotasticallyamazesackoterrificallybrilliant(fab-oo-lo-tass-tick-uhh-lee-uh-maze-sack-oh-turr-riff-fick-uh-lee-brill-lee-int) - the next best compliment after awesome.
Grass(gras) - green ass; what happens when you fall on your back on the lawn. (P.S. It still doesn't count if you're wearing undies) *Strabismus*
Grawesome(graw-sum) - great AND awesome *chairsniffa*
Harass(her-ass) - her ass.
Hiya(hy-YAH) - what some ninja dude screams right before totally pwning someone.
Iyur(i-yur) - hiya but cooler. *Some_Weird_Randomer*
Kaitlyn(kayt-lin) - my best friend. I hate her.
Lemon(leh-min) - a really weird game me and my friends play. You just squish each other.
Lemon cough drops(leh-min coff drohps) - the only food I will ever accept from Kaitlyn.
Llama(lah-muh) - second to alpacas. *WeAteYourGrandma*
Oighfdhgwifuyhwrcingyfwfqiwy(oyf-duh-huuug-wiff-you-yuh-rice-ing-ee-fwuh-fick-ew-ee) - for when you must release your frustration at the world without cursing.
Pie(py) - a really really disgusting thing.
Pink(pink) - my favorite color when I was 6.
Poo gas(poo gass) - something my science teacher said.
Porcupine(pork-yoo-pine) - my name. Porky for short.
Scallywag(sca-lee-wag) - A word Some_Weird_Randomer's friend uses when she musses up her hair. *Some_Weird_Randomer*
Sunshineicles(sun-shyne-ick-ulls) - popsicles made of sunshine :] *xoxoAndyCxoxo*
Six(sicks) - depending on accent, can actually mean sucks, sacks, sex, or socks *chairsnifffa*
Sky(sky) - something that is blue, until you fill it with llamas. *WeAteYourGrandma*
Twitter(twit-turr) - someone who makes twits.
More words to come as I, the Evil Esme, eat a sandwich, argue with Katelyn, Food Dispenser and Captain Crunch, type up random letters, check my email, sit down and put my feet on the table, yell at my grandpa, and blink.
If you would like to add a word to my fabulotasticallyamazesackoterrificallybrilliant dictionary, leave a comment with your word. Definitions are optional. I'll give you credit and put your name at the end in asterisks.
