Keeping Up With the Kardashians

KUTWK SEASON FOUR EPISODE NINETEEN

Last time on Keeping Up With the Kardashians...

Brian: And he is destroying Paris, France as we speak.

Raphael : His skin has high resistance so bullets take forever to cause him to bleed. But the GIGN( French Counter Terrorist) have caused a small wound on him

Dylan: What da shie-

Chika: >instant death glare<

Dylan: Yeah, I really don't know why we keep you around but whatever..

Dylan: Anyways, this sounds way too much like an action movie, I thought this was a reality TV show??

>Someone comes up to Dylan and whispers into his ear.<

Dylan: What's that? I'll get an extra large check for this? How much?

Dylan: O_o Oh... okay then... pretend you didn't hear my last statement :D I love action!!

Dylan: So how do we even try to jail James?

Raphael: First, we'll need to get him back to his normal size. To do that, we need something that will calm him down just a bit...

Dylan: THAT'S WHY WE NEED HIS PHONE DAMN IT

Raphael: Okay, okay chill...

Raphael: >tosses James's phone over<

Dylan: >opens phone< Hey, isn't James's home-screen picture from that anime..?

Adeline: Lmao what

Adeline: Nvm I would do the same

Adeline: Hey, I know his favorite anime theme song. Maybe if I play it it'll help?

Dylan: Okay, we have his phone and a song. What do we do after that?

Raphael: I have a helicopter. I can use it and drop a huge net over him, pinning him down to the ground, then we can call it a day

Dylan: Damn, after all of this giant-hinting adventure I'll need a damn hiatus from this show

>hint hint<

Dylan: Okay, let's get going!

>After a xxx-hours long flight to Paris, France.<

>Instead of the Eiffel Tower, fancy restaurants, flower rice, and really cool fashion shows<

Dylan: What the fudge is this?!?

>James had destroyed everything.<

Dylan: Paris, France?!? FOOLS, THIS IS NOT PARIS, THIS IS A WASTELAND

Dylan: It looked like the end of the world had come...

Dylan: Never mind it had already happened.. in the form of James..

>Suddenly, there is a roar in the distance.<

Keira: Da heck..

>Everyone looks around.<

>A huuuge, gigantic, enormous James looked over them.<

Dylan: >whispers to walkie-talkie that connects to Raphael's< R-Raph... why is he so huge?!?

Keira: Guys, do you smell something burning?!

>As if on cue, James's mouth opens, and flames shot out from his mouth.<

Dylan: >to walkie-talkie< RAPHAEL YOU DIDN'T TELL ME JAMES BREATHS FIRE WHAT THE ACTUAL-

>Back at Raphael's house<

Raphael: Oh yeah I forgot to tell them that detail lol

Raphael: ....

Raphael: wait a minute

Raphael: >to walkie-talkie< GUYS ARE YOU OKAY

Did Dylan and his friends survive James's breath?! Will Raphael try and resurrect them or leave them to die?! Find out in the next episode of Keeping Up With the Kardashians!