johnny: hi
dally: hey johnnycake
two-bit: AWE ALSNEKDOW
dally: what the fuck
two-bit: YOU'RE SO CUTE TOGETHER
two-bit: I CAN'T TAKE IT
ponyboy: ASKSJDKDCJDK
johnny: are you okay?
ponyboy: NO
two-bit: NOPE
johnny: i will never understand shipping culture
ponyboy: that's 'cause you ain't no shipper, you're the shipee
darry: that's not even a word
ponyboy: do i seem like the kind of person that'd give a fuck
soda: well, i mean, you are the book nerd of the gang so...
johnny: ^^^
ponyboy: well shit fuck you too i guess
two-bit:
steve: what the fuck two-bit
two-bit: pony is triggered
ponyboy: are you fucking serious
johnny: ...i don't know what to say
two-bit: then don't say anything baby cakes
dally: what the fuck did you just say to him
johnny: dal no
ponyboy: oml have fun dying two-bit lmao
soda: shitshitshit
steve: I'M FRWAKIMF TEH FUVK OUT PALZJCMDNSKLS
darry: what is happening
soda: i don't think you wanna know
darry: okay i'm leaving now
two-bit: what's the big deal
steve: oh no you didn't
ponyboy:
dally: you wanna fucking die?
two-bit: I'M A BAD BITCH YOU CAN'T KILL ME
ponyboy: this is nOT THE TIME FOR VINE REFERENCES TWO-BIT
johnny: guys
ponyboy: THE TEA IS SCORCHING HOT, OVERFLOWING OUT OF MY CUP ONTO MY HANDS, AND HERE YOU ARE REFERENCING MS. KEISHA'S KILLER
johnny: guys
two-bit: bUT he literally hANDED IT TO ME PAISJDKSDJDKJS
ponyboy: THAT DOESN'T FUCKING MATTER LASLNDKS
soda: how the fuck did you bold the text tho
ponyboy: it's the magic of the horse bitch
two-bit: m8
johnny: is everyone just gonna ignore me
steve: did you actually just refer to yourself as a horse
steve: of all things
ponyboy: yea
soda: ...
soda: but...
soda: ... you're a pony...
johnny: i can say anything i want right now
ponyboy: no
ponyboy: i'm a horse
two-bit:
soda: PSPDJFJJSJDIJSA
johnny: fine, be that way
johnny has left the chat.
steve: ...
soda: ...
ponyboy: ...
darry: ...
two-bit: ...
two-bit named the chat: the gay left
ponyboy: dALLY GO GET YOUR BOYFRIEND BACK HERE
soda: cAlm down pony
two-bit: brb, gotta go get a cup for all the tea 🐸☕️
pony: is my ship sinking
two-bit: i fucking hope not
dally added johnny to the chat
ponyboy: JOHNNY
two-bit: e x p l a i n
johnny: i'm not mad
soda: then why did you leave???
johnny: i'm just petty
steve: pahdnfhfmsydjdhei
two-bit: I'M-
ponyboy: i've taught you well
— — —
dally 11/10 texted johnny privately to check up one him + make sure he was alright with being added back to the chat
YOU ARE READING
time jump [an outsiders texting au]
Fanficif the outsiders took place today and the gang™ had a gc