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Dylan: It took some tries, but then Adeline can finally access YouTube, and play James's favorite anime theme song!
Raphael: Oh my gosh, really?!
Jonathan: >frantically< WAIT DON'T PLAY IT NOW IT WILL HAVE SEVERE CONSEQUENCES
Dylan: >too cheerfully< Too late, Adeline's playing it right now! ;D
Jonathan: WAIT DONT PLAY IT NOW!
Dylan: Too late :)
>Adeline starts playing K-Pop.<
Raphael: ADELINE, STOP!
Dylan: Why?
Brian: YOU GUYS ARE SHRINKING JAMES' SIZE—
Raphael: WHILE STILL IN HIM!
>James shrinks down at the speed of light, falling in a coma whilst his systems stop functioning.<
Raphael: Brian, Jon! Get to James' body and try to find solutions! I'll meet you there!
Jonathan & Brian: On it!
Jonathan: >whispering to himself< wtf are solutions... are they like medicine if so where can I buy them..
>3 hours later<
>Raphael reaches James' body before Brian and Jonathan<
Brian: How do we get them out?
Raphael: Cut open James' stomach and get their tiny bodies out?
Jonathan: We night squish them... We should enlarge James and keep him asleep then cut out his stomach
Raphael: Sounds like a plan. Let's get operating-
Jonathan: WAIT RAPHAEL YOU'RE NOT A SURGEON
Raphael: Shiet you're right
Raph: Who do we ask? Obviously not any normal doctor, this is top secret after all
Jonathan: Lemme see my contacts...
Jonathan: There's Cleantha!
Cleantha Zeus is a world-famous surgeon, and had made multiple ground-breaking surgical discoveries. Her name is famous through out thousands of hospitals, especially in Seattle Grace, where she works. She had also appeared in TV shows such as Grey's Anatomy.
Raphael: Hm... why not? She can keep a secret, call her in!
>After Cleantha arrives<
Cleantha: I'm here, what do you want me to do?
Cleantha: >peeks into the operation room< Hey, isn't that James?
Raphael: It's a bit too late for me to explain the whole story, but long story short, we need to cut open James's stomach.
Cleantha: .... what am I supposed to find?
Jonathan: Not what... but who.
Cleantha: Who?
Raphael: Y'know.. Keira, Dylan and the usual gang..
Cleantha: ...I'm not even surprised anymore.
Cleantha: >puts on scrubs< >scrubs in< Raphael, scalpel.
>After hours of work on growing James and cutting his stomach<
Dylan: I'm small but yet I'm hungry
Davis : Me too! And all around us is just a bunch of debri
Raphael:>Walkie Talkie< Get ready guys we're cutting James' stomach and getting you out!
>The gang celebrates.<
Raphael: Hey! Don't party to early now, Cleantha just said she thinks she almost sliced someone in half.
>James stomach was cut and everyone left it while James stayed in a coma.<
Raphael: Now to seal his stomach and then shrink him and send him to the FBI
Dylan: >happy< AND CLEAR OUR NAMES!
Jonathan: But take a shower first! You reek of.. I don't even want to know!
Dylan: Fine 😒
Voice:Give his body to me
Raphael & Jonathan at the same time : Justin?
Justin: I am here for revenge
Raphael : I'm here with you, old friend, but what did he do?
Justin: He sent $50,000,000,000 to my bank account! AND I WILL KILL HIM FOR DOING THAT!
Raphael: ...
Jonathan: Just give me the money. I'll use it to help people.
Raphael: YES GIVE IT TO JON!
Justin: Lol, ok
Brian: >whispers<Jon, don't forget to upgrade our secret facilities and pay the taxes using that. And don't forget our debts!
Raphael: Exactly
Jonathan: I'LL USE IT TO BUY SLIME RANCHER FOR BRIAN AND ME
Justin: DON'T BUY IT FOR ME OR I'LL KILL YOU!
Raphael: Jeez ok man
Will this be the first, actual, actual happy ending in this series? Or will there be a plot twist? Definitely a plot twist. Or will there be one? Find out on the next season of Keeping Up with the Kardashians!
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P.P.S: KUTWK will be going on a short hiatus for the rest of the summer! Most of the book had been based on real life, specifically in school/high school/university/college, and we couldn't really do that in the holidays :) We'll see y'all again in the third week of July!
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