Happily Ever After

The Perfect Mate

The thunder cracked. The rain fell down hard on the earth. King Slash walked through his dark castle towards his dungeon, as he walked several of his men bowed in respect whenever he passed them.

Slash was a giant teal blue, mutant tortoise who wore a black, torn mask, brown belt and black bandages that covered his hands and feet and he carried a giant mace.

When he walked into the dungeon he saw his executioner, Rahzar, torturing a mutant pigeon called Pete by dunking him head under water repeatedly.

"ENOUGH! He's ready to talk." The king smirked. Rahzar nodded and lifted the pigeon up before tying him to the table.

"Now tell me Pete, where are the others hiding!?" Slash asked angrily.

"Never!" The mutant pigeon spat. Slash growled in annoyance. He had heard of several people planning to rebel against him and that they were hiding with some people in his very land.

"I've tried my very best to be patient with you but no my patience is at end!"

"NOW TELL ME WHERE THEY HIDING ARE OR ELSE I'LL-"

"NO! PLEASE NOT THE FEATHERS!" Pete cried as Slash tried to tear his feathers off. Slash let go and shone a bright light in the pigeon's face.

"TELL ME WHO'S HIDING THEM!" He bellowed. Pete took deep breaths to calm himself down and slowly sat up.

"OK I'll tell you. Do you know the pizza man?" He the king asked.

"Yes I know the pizza man, do you mean the one in Chinatown?" King Slash asked more calmly, though you could hear the anger in his voice.

"She was once married to the pizza man." Pete nodded. However, before Pete could say anything else King Slash's captain of the guard, Rockwell came running in.

"My king we found one!" He exclaimed happily.

"Well what are you waiting for? Bring it in and go get the creature for the other dungeon!" Slash ordered with an evil smile and had Pete sent back to his cell...

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After 20 minuets Rockwell and his men returned with some kind of robot that had it's arms and legs torn off and an alien brain creature. A Krang Sub-Prime. When Slash placed the brain inside the robot the machine came to life and looked Slash dead in the eyes.

"Ah Krang Sub-Prime, is this not the greatest kingdom of them all?" Slash asked with a soft voice.

"Technically your not a king." Krang Sub-Prime replied. Slash turned to Rahzar, who crushed a thick concrete brick to show the alien that he meant business.

"You were saying?" Slash asked at the horrified Krang. "What I mean is your not a king yet, but you can become one. All you need is a mate."

"Go on." The mutant tortoise said. Krang Sub-Prime smiled.

"Here are three single people who you can have as a mate my lord." The purple thing on the robot's chest began to flash and projected a holographic image of three people on the floor.

"Number 1 is a red head Human with unique physic abilities. She likes Chinese food and a good fight any time, meet April O'Neill."

"Number 2 is a alien Salamander with great high tech fighting skills, but her fiery attitude doesn't make living with her easy. Just kiss her lips and find out what a live wire she is, give it for Mona Lisa!"

"And last but certainly not least." The alien started.

"Number 3 is a blue eyed teenage mutant ninja turtle trapped in a mutant alligator-guarded castle surrounded by hot boiling lava! But don't let that scare you off, she's a skilled swordsman that likes meditating and is as beautiful as a lily flower. Yours for the rescuing, Leona Hamato!"

As Slash tried to make his decision of who to have as his mate all of his men began shouting different numbers at him.

"NUMBER 3!" He finally shouted and everything fell silent.

"Slash you've chosen Leona Hamato." The alien smiled and an image of Leona appeared in front of everyone. 

"I will make this Leona my mate and my kingdom will have the perfect king." Slash chuckled before turning towards his captain of the guard.

"Rockwell assemble your finest men! We're going to have a tournament!"...