GOD was bored
He was like, "what am I doing lmao?"
He tried texting his buddy, Adam. He was sad because he had made him straight, but he's God and he can do anything. He texted: "LOL RIP BRB BTW what 2 do im bored"
He got a reply
"LMAO idk create a new dude 4 u?"
and that gave God an idea.
he'll create someone for himself
a lover
someone to fulfill his sexual fantasies
YOU ARE READING
Jesus x God
HumorA very touching, gay story about what really happened between God and Jesus