Jesus x God

the becoming

So God created him. Jesus. He made him look like himself, but dark and Arab and a stud. He was impressed. He was God, after all. 

Jesus came into being into Mary, and soon popped out of her uterus. He grew up oblivious, all the while God watched him. He watched Jesus masterbate secretly although he was supposed to be "religious". How naughty, God thought to himself.

Soon, God contacted Jesus as soon as he turned 19. 

"Hey dude it's me ya boi" He said from a fire

"wtf ... who dis" jesus replied

"im god your creator your father and your lover" god said, "you're a special being"

"im a what?"

"you're a special, harry"

"prove it"

so god came out of the fire. he was smoking hot. he had 69 packs, the most lush soft smooth as silk beard you've ever seen. look into his eyes and you see the universe. he had this brown robe and glided in front of jesus

"have sex with me," he said "i've been waiting so many years"

jesus was shooketh. he didn't know what to do. all he could do is stutter,

"ok"