Toby: *holding a megaphone* OI EVERYONE GET YOUR SWEATY ASSES OUT OF BED WE'RE DOING A DAY IN THE LIFE
Ben: shuthefuckup
Liu:benimtryingtosleepdonttalk
Ben:ihaveaknifeundermybedillkillyou
Liu: havefunaslongasidonthavetogetup
Toby: OKAY THAT'S IT I'LL FUCKING KILL YOU BOTH NOW GET UP
One hour later~
Jeff: *eating his breakfast downstairs when he is interrupted by Liu and Ben flying into the kitchen, Toby following behind*
Toby: They don't look heavy do they? But trust me, Ben is a fucking ton when you pick him up.
Ben: he-
Toby: *pulls out handgun* shhusuhshshhhdonttalk
Jeff: so this isn't a day in the life is it
Toby: for me it is I have to live with this freak and our bedrooms are next to eachother
Ben: bu-
Toby: WHAT THE FUCK DID I SAY YOU MESS I'LL FUCKING EAT YOUR DAD IF YOU DON'T BE QUIET
Ben: i-
Toby: ben
Jeff: okay ill just go goodbye
Toby: take these with you *throws Ben and Liu at Jeff*
Jeff: FINE
Toby: phew
Jeff: *takes Liu and Ben outside and throws them into an alley, he dusts his hands and leaves* see ya lads

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