MARVIN, TRINA, MENDEL, CHARLOTTE, CORDELIA
We're sitting
And watching Jason play baseball
We're watching Jason play baseball!
We're watching Jewish boys
Who cannot play baseball, play baseball!
We're watching Jewish boys
Who cannot play baseball play-
MARVIN
I hate baseball, I really do!
Unlike the rest of you
I hate baseball!
CHARLOTTE AND CORDELIA
We really wish he'd take this more seriously!
MENDEL
It's weird how he swings the bat!
MARVIN
It's weird how he swings the bat
And why does he have to throw like that?
MARVIN, TRINA, MENDEL, CHARLOTTE, CORDELIA
We're sitting
And watching Jason make errors
The most pathetical errors!
We're watching Jewish boys
Who almost read Latin
Up, battin'
And battin' bad!
MENDEL
Remember Sandy Koufax!
You can do it if you wanna do it!
Take heart from Hank Greenberg!
It's not genetic
Even you can be copacetic!
I think, I think
I think you can, I think you can!
MARVIN, TRINA, MENDEL, CHARLOTTE, CORDELIA
We're sitting
And watching Jason play baseball
We're watching Jason play baseball!
We're watching Jewish boys
We're watching Jewish boys
We're watching-
Slide, Jason
Slide, Jason!
Slide!
(Whizzer enters)
MARVIN
What is he doing here?
TRINA
What are you doing here?
WHIZZER
Jason asked me to come
Since he asked me to come, I came
TRINA
Just what I wanted at a Little League game
My ex-husband's ex-lover!
Isn't that what every mother dreams about
Having at a Little League game?
MENDEL
YOU ARE READING
Falsettos Lyrics
SonstigesFalsettos Lyric Book Lyris and Meanings- Genius Sheet Music- Musescore (I do not own any of the songs and lyrics. All rights go to the owner of the songs.)
