WHIZZER (spoken)
A day in Falsettoland
Dr. Mendel at work
MENDEL
I don't get it
I don't understand
In the '60s, everyone had heart
In the '60s, we were all a part of the same team
In the '60s, we had a new world to start
Could this–
Oh God, don't say it is–
Could this be the new world we started?
Here I sit, brokenhearted and...
CAROLINE (spoken)
You go out on the street, and there's all these people asking for a handout. Then you go home, you open your mail, and it's full of people asking for a donation. Then, you turn on the TV, and there's pictures of starving children in Ethiopia
MENDEL (spoken)
And how does that make you feel, Diane?
CAROLINE (spoken)
Caroline
MENDEL (spoken)
Caroline?
CAROLINE (spoken)
Yes, my name is Caroline
My God!
MENDEL
I don't get it
I've been left behind
Half my patients: Yuppie pagans
Modeled on the Ronald Reagans
Now the world is too pathetic
And I don't get it at all
CAROLINE (spoken)
Now that I got the promotion, can I finally stop sleeping with my boss?
MENDEL (spoken)
Time's up!
CAROLINE (spoken)
You always do this!
[The patient exits.]
MENDEL
At least there's Trina at home
Trina in bed
Trina obsessing
And sort of caressing
My head with her feet
I once thought it was sweet
But I don't anymore
Now I just snore
'Cause I'm so exhausted
Listening to these yuppie farts complain
Listening as their shallow hearts explain
Their lives
CHARLOTTE (spoken)
Trina works it out
[Trina enters, stretching, and dressed for a work out.]
TRINA
Marvin's back with Whizzer
Just like how it was
If I don't like Whizzer
It's because my ex sure does
YOU ARE READING
Falsettos Lyrics
De TodoFalsettos Lyric Book Lyris and Meanings- Genius Sheet Music- Musescore (I do not own any of the songs and lyrics. All rights go to the owner of the songs.)
