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Wait what?
Egghead?
I looked at him and I was right. He's calling me.
I went over to his table and he asked me "Are you new here?"
"Yeah."
"Oh then come sit with us!"
"Oh..okay sure!"
I looked around and saw no empty table and just decided for sit with them. Also, I wanted to make some good friends and they looked like they can be trusted. Like if I watch porn and if I ever get famous, they won't literally expose me, would they? Heh. Not that I'm judging- nOPE. I DON'T JUDGE PEOPLE. IT'S JUST THAT THEY LOOK TRUSTWORTHY WITH PORN-
"Hey?You okay?"
"Hm? Oh. Sorry about that."
I snapped out of my argument with Satan and looked at the eye smile guy.
I was still curious about the egghead thing so I decided to ask him about it.
"Hey um by the way...why...did you...call me an...egghead?"
The small kid bursted out laughing and I gave him a confused look.
"Well yOU LOOK LIKE AN EGG HAHAHA YOU CAN'T BLAME ME FOR THAT HAEEEEHEHEHEHEHEHE" He said with his squeaky laughter.
"hEY JIMINSSII! YOU SHOULDN'T TREAT A CUTE NEWBIE LIKE THAT!" said the bunny teeth guy.
So the smol kid is known as Jimin. Ooo okay.
"Uh excujje moi? Cute!?" The boxy guy asked the bunny.
"You can't deny that he's cute hehe and what the hell are YOU getting angry for huh? Is somebody jelllyyy?~~~~"
"W-WHAT DO YOU MEAN BY JELLY NO I'M NOT JELLY WE AREN'T EVEN IN A RELATIONSHIP-"
"Woah woah calm down Tae, I was kidding!"
I see the Tae guy's face turning slight red by embarrassment.
"Wait...i know you! Aren't you the kid who sat with me in the bitchology class?"Seokjin asked.
"Took you long enough to notice!" I simply smirked as I said.
"So you two know each other?"
The boxy smile kid asked.
"I tank so." After saying this Seokjin immediately started laughing and I swear to holy water I could hear windshield wipers. To be honest I found his laugh...adorable. Too adorable. Wait. Kim Namjoon. He's probably straight. Stop getting your hopes high. Wait- wHAT? Hopes high? I DON'T EVEN LIKE HIM THOUGH OH GOD WHAT AM I THINKING!?!
Deep breaths Joon. Deep breaths. Calm thy tits.
"Jin PLEASE." Said the bunny teeth guy.
"COME ON ADMIT IT! I'M FUNNY!"
"Okay okay you know what? Y'all just changing the goddamn topic. The new guy is supposed to introduce himself and you headasses keep on interrupting." Jimin scolded the three.
"We're sorry. Please continue."
The Tae guy said.
||S E O K J I N||
Wierd that he sat next to me in Mrs. Bubblegumbumdrop's boring class and I still don't know his name. I guess I was way too busy day dreaming.
The guy introduced himself while smiling brightly.
"My name is Kim Namjoon and I love reading books! I love crabs and frogs and all small, cute creatures! I also love to rap and write songs!"
"Cute." I said that out loud without realizing.
Everybody looked at my direction?
"What? Why are y'all looking at me like that?" I saw Namjoon blushing. Why though?
"U-um..."
Oh shit.
"O-oh. I said it out loud didn't I? I-I am sorry. BUT LET'S NOT DENY THE FACT HE'S ADORABLE" Wait. Did I just say that? I messed up again oh god fuck me.
"OHMYGOD I SHIP YOU TWO ALREADY AHHHHHH" Jimin said and started fanboying. This idiot I swear to god I'll kill him once we're alone. I can feel my cheeks getting hotter and hotter by every second.
